Top 38 Kattan Quotes
#1. One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango.
Kathy Griffin
#2. Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.
Chris Kattan
#3. Henry: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them. Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Harrison Ford
#4. Quitting Facebook would be like partially erasing myself. Quitting Twitter would constitute further erasure. Pretty soon, I'd be invisible. I was never on Instagram or Tumblr, which I guess means I never completely existed in the first place.
Meghan Daum
#5. I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.
Chris Kattan
#6. With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'
Chris Kattan
#7. I like women who are okay with who they are.
Chris Kattan
#8. I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.
Chris Kattan
#9. Time - infinity served in finite portions.
Tyra Lynn
#10. The strongest continuous thread in America's political tradition is skepticism about government.
George Will
#11. Once a day you should look into the mirror to see if what stands between you and happiness isn't you.
Edward Somers
#12. Some steal, earn a lot of money, but lose their honour and become very poor; some work, earn a little money, but gain a good honour and become very rich!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#13. You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!
Chris Kattan
#14. I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.
Chris Kattan
#15. My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.
Chris Kattan
#16. Moreover, most people, assuming they had not altogether abandoned religious observances, or did not combine them naively with a thoroughly immoral way of living, had replaced normal religious practice by more or less extravagant superstitions.
Albert Camus
#17. It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.
Chris Kattan
#18. In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.
Chris Kattan
#19. It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.
Chris Kattan
#20. Learning never stops till the very end of life's existence from whoever and at whatever time or situations.
Santosh Kalwar
#21. Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.
Chris Kattan
#22. Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.
Chris Kattan
#23. I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
Chris Kattan
#24. I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.
Chris Kattan
#25. I considered that the homes that people live in exactly describe their lives.
Douglas Sirk
#26. It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.
Chris Kattan
#27. In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.
Chris Kattan
#28. I began writing fictional stories and little screenplays when I was in fifth grade.
Cary Fukunaga
#29. If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.
Chris Kattan
#30. Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.
Chris Kattan
#31. I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.
Chris Kattan
#33. Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?
Alex Bosworth
#34. Character, that subtle art, disappeared among them during those days and nights, existed only in a book or on a painted wall.
Michael Ondaatje
#35. I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.
Chris Kattan
#36. Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow ... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
Chris Kattan
#37. In Europe the right wing is bogged down in Nationalism in most cases and still fighting so called Reds.
Tom Metzger
#38. I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
Chris Kattan
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