Top 32 Chris Kattan Quotes
#1. One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango.
Kathy Griffin
#2. Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.
Chris Kattan
#3. Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow ... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!
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#4. I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
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#5. Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.
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#6. I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.
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#7. With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we're, like, 'Well, now we've got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?'
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#8. I like women who are okay with who they are.
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#9. I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.
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#10. I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.
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#11. You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!
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#12. I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.
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#13. My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.
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#14. It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.
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#15. In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that.
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#16. It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.
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#17. Every woman should have a youth she's content to leave behind and a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to telling it in her old age
Pamela Redmond Satran
#19. I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.
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#20. Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.
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#21. If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.
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#22. In Hollywood, moviemaking used to be about escaping reality to go to the movies.
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#23. It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.
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#24. Late hours, nocturnal cigars, and midnight drinkings, pleasurable though they may be, consume too quickly the free-flowing lamps of youth, and are fatal at once to the husbanded candle-ends of age.
Anthony Trollope
#25. We need to stop raising boys to think that they need to prove their masculinity by being controlling or by not showing emotion or by not being little girls.
Gloria Steinem
#26. I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born, who marry, who die, in constant ratios.
Logan Pearsall Smith
#27. I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.
Chris Kattan
#28. Most Modern Orthodox are religious Zionists. Despite all differences and nuances among us, we consider the founding of the State a historic change. We accept it as something that came from Providence.
Norman Lamm
#29. Arrogance is an utterly appropriate weapon to use against a hostile world, a world in which arrogance is feared and respected, even if, like mine, it's only feigned.
Thomas Bernhard
#31. I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.
Chris Kattan
#32. Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.
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