Top 100 Karl Quotes

#1. I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don't wake up before - the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours.

Karl Lagerfeld

#2. But however imperfect, even repugnant, were particular policies, particular actions, there remained the purity of the ideal, represented in the theories of Karl Marx and the noble visions of many lesser thinkers and writers.

Howard Zinn

#3. You have to like the present; if not your life becomes secondhand, if you think it was better before. Or that it will be better in the future.

Karl Lagerfeld

#4. The materialist doctrine that men are products of circumstances and upbringing, and that, therefore, changed men are products of other circumstances and changed upbrinding, forgets that it is men that change circumstances and that the educator himself needs educating.

Karl Marx

#5. I design like I breathe. You don't ask to breathe. It just happens

Karl Lagerfeld

#6. Today's literature: prescriptions written by patients.

Karl Kraus

#7. Worshiping the Devil is no more insane than worshiping God ... It is precisely at the moment when positivism is at its high-water mark that mysticism stirs into life and the follies of occultism begin.

Joris-Karl Huysmans

#8. Those social networks, there's something sad about them. Is it because they don't have enough knowledge about friends and people? I don't understand it. It's like a talkative mirror where people talk to themselves. And what I hate most in life is selfies.

Karl Lagerfeld

#9. Prudishness is pretense of innocence without innocence. Women have to remain prudish as long as men are sentimental, dense, and evil enough to demand of them eternal innocence and lack of education. For innocence is the only thing which can ennoble lack of education.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#10. Nothing beats a great smile.

Karl Urban

#11. Considering the greater amounts of energy which can be collected and stored in suitable experimental form in capacitors, one could expect to deliver radiated energy for some time from them.

Karl Ferdinand Braun

#12. I sketch in a way that people can nearly do the dresses without me coming in for a fitting. Every single detail, every proportion, every cut
everything.

Karl Lagerfeld

#13. To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.

Karl Kraus

#14. I am nothing and should be everything.

Karl Marx

#15. If you stick to something doggedly, you are off to a bad start.

Karl Lagerfeld

#16. On the question of the world as a whole, science founders. For scientific knowledge the world lies in fragments, the more so the more precise our scientific knowledge becomes.

Karl Jaspers

#17. Even though I left for a year, I grew here as a Jazz man. If I'm fortunate enough to go into the Hall of Fame, I will go as a Jazz man.

Karl Malone

#18. We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

Karl Pilkington

#19. When people speak of ideas that revolutionize society, they do but express the fact that within the old society, the elements of a new one have been created, and that the dissolution of the old ideas keeps even pace with the dissolution of the old conditions of existence.

Karl Marx

#20. I hate to sound sort of diffident about it but it strikes me that a lot of people on the right have got active lives and are doing other things.

Karl Rove

#21. Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Karl Kraus

#22. If by day art is in the service of business, the evenings are devoted to the businessman's enjoyment of it. That is asking a lot of art, but art and the businessman make it work.

Karl Kraus

#23. Emptiness is only a disguise for an intimacy of God's, that God's silence, the eerie stillness, is filled by the Word without words, by Him who is above all names, by Him who is all in all. And his silence is telling us that He is here.

Karl Rahner

#24. I don't think I've ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

Karl Pilkington

#25. From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

Karl Marx

#26. Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ...

Karl Pilkington

#27. It is peculiar to mankind to transcend mankind.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#28. I think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo.

Karl Lagerfeld

#29. With regards to political enemies Plato had a kill-and-banish principle ... In interpreting it , modern-day Platonists are clearly disturbed by it, even as they make elaborate attempts to defend Plato.

Karl Popper

#30. Little else matters than to write good code.

Karl Lehenbauer

#31. Very well then; emancipation from usury and money, that is, from practical, real Judaism, would constitute the emancipation of our time.

Karl Marx

#32. I don't have prejudices. I'm against taboos. But of course there are some things I'll never touch - because as a mom, there are things one doesn't want their children to be around.

Karl Lagerfeld

#33. It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

Karl Pilkington

#34. Theology, I still think, is due to lack of faith.

Karl R. Popper

#35. We live in a dark and romantic and quite tragic world.

Karl Lagerfeld

#36. Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#37. Moreover, if we could show, on general logical grounds, that the scientific quest is likely to succeed, one could not understand why anything like success has been so rare in the long history of human endeavours to know more about our world.

Karl R. Popper

#38. A machine condemned to devour books and then throw them , in a changed form , on the dunghill of history .

Karl Marx

#39. I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Karl Pilkington

#40. This nation should be less worried about putting the Vietnam syndrome behind us than restarting the World War II victory syndrome that resulted in the Vietnam syndrome in the first place.

Karl Marlantes

#41. The Jews of Poland are the smeariest of all races.

Karl Marx

#42. What the teachers digest, the pupils eat.

Karl Kraus

#43. We have become makers of our fate when we have ceased to pose as its prophets.

Karl Popper

#44. Greece needs to work on a cleaner image. It's a big problem, as they have this reputation of being so corrupt.

Karl Lagerfeld

#45. Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.

Karl Marx

#46. Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother.

Ronald Reagan

#47. It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing.

Karl Ove Knausgaard

#48. The best ideas I've had in my life are those I saw in my sleep, in the early morning.

Karl Lagerfeld

#49. The church of St. Peter at Berlin, notwithstanding the total difference between them in the style of building, appears in some respects to have a great resemblance to St. Paul's in London.

Karl Philipp Moritz

#50. Karl stood up and pointed at the large portraits on the wall. He swept the room from George Washington to Ben Franklin to John Adams to Thomas Jefferson. "Soldier, Printer, Lawyer, Scholar. You become a politician because the people make you one, not because you desire to be one.

Jeff Ferry

#51. Both in their origins and effects, boredom and stuffy air resemble each other. They are usually generated whenever a large number of people gather together in a closed room.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#52. I wanted to become an illustrator as a child.

Karl Lagerfeld

#53. Some models who aren't the most beautiful end up becoming the greatest of all time.

Karl Lagerfeld

#54. Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

Karl Lehenbauer

#55. Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium.

Gideon Defoe

#56. When the sufferers learn to think, then the thinkers will learn to suffer.

Karl Marx

#57. Some people would like me to be round again.

Karl Lagerfeld

#58. The modern painter ... is an excellent couturier

Joris-Karl Huysmans

#59. War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.

Karl Marlantes

#60. I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isn't Russian anyway, Karl Marx was Russian.

Param Vyas

#61. I'd had the picture of John Lennon in my room all the time I was at gymnas and proceeded to hang it on the wall behind the typewriter.

Karl Ove Knausgard

#62. Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons, but one out of one.

Karl A. Menninger

#63. If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.

Karl Kraus

#64. Fantasy is often better than reality. It's much more inspiring not to go to places than to go.

Karl Lagerfeld

#65. Being naive simply means that we reject received wisdom that something is a problem. We are always naive relative to some definition of the situation, and if we try to become less so, we may accept a definition that confines the definition of small wins to narrower issues than is necessary.

Karl E. Weick

#66. Karl Malden was quite a mentor. He taught me things he had learned from being in front of a camera so long.

Gary Cole

#67. Only a development of thought achieved through the self-education of the whole man can prevent any body of thought whatsoever from becoming a poison; can prevent enlightenment from becoming an agent of death.

Karl Jaspers

#68. You work for whatever you get in life.

Karl Malone

#69. From the outset, the Christian was the theorizing Jew, the Jew is therefore the practical Christian, and the practical Christian has become a Jew again.

Karl Marx

#70. Had a wee in the Amazon. Until Richard told me I should be careful because there are some tiny fish that can swim up from the water through my urine and into my knob! Is that how amazing the Amazon is? The fish in there would really rather live in my knob than the river.

Karl Pilkington

#71. What is offered to man's apprehension in any specific revelation of Christ is the living God himself.

Karl Barth

#72. On observing 1963 America for the first time, the author says that organization and standardization to a certain degree compete with divine providence.

Karl Barth

#73. The difficult thing for me is that I want basically to be a good man. That's what I want to be.

Karl Ove Knausgaard

#74. These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.

Karl Philipp Moritz

#75. You all had something to do with keeping me employed.

Karl Rove

#76. I'm kind of a dirty guy, a little Bill Laimbeer-ish. Those are the guys I used to watch growing up. I used to watch Karl Malone; now I watch Boozer and Elton Brand and try to emulate those guys as much as possible because those guys are about the same size as me.

Kevin Love

#77. We act unbelievingly and disobediently when, for whatever motive, we distort, falsify, or suppress the facts about our life in nature and history.

Karl Barth

#78. I've never been touched by such an old man.

Karl Pilkington

#79. The Russian revolution was to an unprecedented degree the cause of the proletariat of the whole world becoming more revolutionary.

Karl Liebknecht

#80. Man is the highest essence of man, hence with the categorical imperative to overthrow all relations in which man is a debased, enslaved, abandoned, despicable essence.

Karl Marx

#81. Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.

Karl A. Menninger

#82. Most people only do what they are asked to do; success comes to those who do a little more.

Karl Kraus

#83. Meditating on the nature and dignity of prayer can cause saying at least one thing to God: Lord, teach us to pray!

Karl Rahner

#84. The full man does not understand the wants of the hungry

Karl Marx

#85. To be radical is to go to the root of the matter. For man, however, the root is man himself.

Karl Marx

#86. I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

Karl Pilkington

#87. Progress has always been achieved by probing well-entrenched and well-founded forms of life with unpopular and unfounded values. This is how man gradually freed himself from fear and from the tyranny of unexamined systems.

Paul Karl Feyerabend

#88. The religious world is but a reflex of the real world.

Karl Marx

#89. For capitalism, war and peace are business and nothing but business.

Karl Liebknecht

#90. The attention from the fashion world is something that I didn't expect. I've shot with Bruce Weber and met Karl Lagerfeld. Having that kind of attention is really exciting.

Emily Ratajkowski

#91. I've never worried about life's big questions.

Karl Pilkington

#92. My mam told me not to tell many people about not being christened, as she said I would be a prime target for witches. To this day I don't know what she meant by that.

Karl Pilkington

#93. The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

Karl Kraus

#94. I have many friends and family members who have served (or are currently serving) in our nation's Armed Forces. I have such a profound respect for what they do day in and day out.

Karl Malone

#95. I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

Karl Pilkington

#96. The history of science is everywhere speculative. It is a marvelous hiatory. It makes you proud to be a human being.

Karl Popper

#97. Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

Karl Pilkington

#98. This is what distinguishes the philosopher from the Christian. The Christian, in spite of logic, has only one incarnation of the Logos; the philosopher has never finished with incarnations.

Karl Marx

#99. Without poetry, religion becomes obscure, false, and malignant; without philosophy, licentious in all wantonness, and lascivious to the point of self-castration.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#100. Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation!

Karl Kesel

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