Karl Lehenbauer Quotes

#1. Little else matters than to write good code.

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#2. Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

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#3. C is the assembly language of Tcl.

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#4. Let's give discredit where discredit is due.

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#5. Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.

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#6. If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

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#7. The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

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#8. It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

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#9. We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

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#10. You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

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#11. Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

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#12. You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

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#13. Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

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#14. In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code.

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#15. What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with ...

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#16. The geeks shall inherit the earth.

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#17. Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

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#18. If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

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