Karen Chance Sarcasm Quotes

#1. Rally to me! To me!

J.R.R. Tolkien

#2. I love '30 Rock.' Absolutely love it. It's a game-changing show.

Romola Garai

#3. You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.

Michael Buckley

#4. Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class.

Choi Hong Hi

#5. My family and high school friends were the only people who were with me every step of the way through my mothers' illness. They sat by my side year after year and consoled me. If they ever sent me a bill, I would be paying them off for the rest of my life.

Jenna Morasca

#6. That's the trouble, I can't forget him. He was everything to me, except mine.

Jennifer Worth

#7. Arithmetic arithmetock
Turn the hands back on the clock
How does the ocean rock the boat?
How did the razor find my throat?
The only strings that hold me here
Are tangled up around the pier.

Tom Waits

#8. O Rakshas, everything is always all right in the end. If it isn't all right, then it isn't the end

Ashwin Sanghi

#9. I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

Karen Chance

#10. I do not drink more than a sponge.

Francois Rabelais

#11. Lie down so I can recognise you

Willie Pep

#12. I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue.

Sam Neill

#13. America is an insane asylum run by the inmates.

Lester Roloff

#14. I was very disappointed that Denzel didn't win Best Actor for The Hurricane because I thought he deserved it.

Norman Jewison