Karate Black Belt Quotes

#1. A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

Jarod Kintz

#2. I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard.

Katheryn Winnick

#3. And it rained a fever. And it rained a silence. And it rained a sacrifice. And it rained a miracle. And it rained sorceries and saturnine eyes of the totem.

Tom Robbins

#4. Sometimes during my set I invite volunteers up on stage to get speed-roasted and I'm worried that I may have hundreds of people rushing the stage all at once. Luckily I'm a black belt in karate and I can fend them off.

Jeff Ross

#5. A Black Belt should be...
...a REFLECTION of what IS inside
...NOT the PROOF of it!

Robert W. Dallmann

#6. I know that those who esteem these little organised associations to be the churches of God, see nothing but mere meetings of men in every other gathering of God's children.

John Nelson Darby

#7. Guilt keeps people imprisoned in themselves.

Iris Murdoch

#8. I dreaded Mondays. They always loomed up before their time, like some quiet, inescapable, energy-sucking demon.

M.K. Schiller

#9. Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.

Demetri Martin

#10. There's a number of years that went by going from a white belt to a black belt. And I think, in a similar respect, years go by with your maturation process, and it's just as important to be disciplined with that as it was in karate.

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

#11. A black belt is nothing more than a belt, a piece of cloth. Your ultimate goal should not be to get your black belt. Your ultimate goal should be to be a black belt. Being a black belt is a state of mind, a way of life.

Bohdi Sanders

#12. I feel like I've been blessed with some athletic ability and I'd like to take advantage of it.

Matt Holliday

#13. I've never asked for life to be easy. I've only ever asked it to be interesting.

Maggie Stiefvater

#14. I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

Dean Norris

#15. I think there are too many people in jail for too long and for not necessarily good reasons.

Eric Holder

#16. You stupid chick ... nun ... whatever. I'm a tenth-degree black belt in Korean Karate!" "But you don't have the power of God, you uncircumcised philistine!

James Scott Bell