Kaden Fumblebottom Quotes

#1. Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer.

Mike Shannon

#2. I grabbed some sani-wipes from Tracy and cleaned off my hands as best I could, and then drizzled whiskey over them. If it didn't kill the germs, at least it would get them drunk enough to be cooperative.

Mark Tufo

#3. It wasn't the promise of peace, or joy, or salvation that brought me to Christ, but the promise of truth.

Holly Ordway

#4. I once had a dream; human was a chosen beast,
domesticated by God to manage the planet earth.

Toba Beta

#5. Anyone who can handle a needle convincingly can make us see a thread which is not there.

E.H. Gombrich

#6. There is no word more "dangerous" than liberalism, because to oppose it is the new "unforgivable sin."

Fulton J. Sheen

#7. Men will be men," Maureen told me when I wondered aloud where my father went in the evenings. "Don't complain," she advised. "That's how women find their freedom. When there's no one else at home.

Alice Hoffman

#8. A old man once told me "you live and you learn". We'll I've learnt that the blade sword is infinite, I've also learnt how to make a really good yogurt although this is not a skill I plan to employ at this point in time.

Terry Pratchett

#9. What you work hardest at, you love the most.

T. Allen Lawson

#10. Periods of nostalgia are impossible to predict or explain.

Russell Smith