June Cleaver Quotes

#1. SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June Cleaver, you will be a beacon! You will sire the future and teach it what we tell you to teach it! Echo effect, echo effect, echo effect ...

Benjamin R. Smith

#2. People stopped me on the street and said 'I can't live up to you.' Of course, they're referring to June Cleaver.

Barbara Billingsley

#3. June Cleaver didn't keep her house in perfect order, the prop man did it.

Barbara Billingsley

#4. And I was cooking for three, and teaching, and taking care of a man who'd just collapsed in my house; learning to cook like June Cleaver didn't exactly seem an option.

Mark Doty

#5. June Cleaver fused with a Suicide Girl.

Helena Hunting

#6. I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.

Barbara Billingsley

#7. Adjust your makeup to the light in which your wear it.

Helena Rubinstein

#8. To get more clients, measure what you manage.

Lisa A. Mininni

#9. People don't hurt what they love.

Agnes Denes

#10. DESIGN & BUILD

Faith Fashions Fate = Belief Builds Bridges

Kamil Ali

#11. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

Kelly Ripa

#12. If you want to live forever you are dreadfully dangerous because you're not living now.

Joanna Russ

#13. He worked night and day. He made a coat that would transform him; he would be more than a man; a winged creature, beautiful as light. All the birds brought him feathers. Even the eagle. Even the swan.

Catherine Fisher

#14. I believe in some parts of Nietzsche,
I prefer to read him in sections;
In my heart of hearts I suspect him
of being the one modern christian;
Take notice I never have read him
except in English selections.

Ezra Pound

#15. This ceremony of approval was a charade - everything had been decided before we got here - and as with all charades it was wanly ebullient, necessary, and thin.

Lorrie Moore

#16. Our modern democratic ideal is based on the hope that inequalities will be based on merit more than inheritance or luck.

Thomas Piketty

#17. Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is

Josh Billings

#18. He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?

The Alien Club

Trel Sidoruk