Top 18 Beaver Cleaver Quotes
#1. Man. He felt almost guilty about the condoms in his wallet. A guy wasn't supposed to lust after Beaver Cleaver's mom.
Jasmine Haynes
#2. The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.
Richard Kadrey
#3. Legalism is nothing but a leader's way of avoiding suffering.
Gene Edwards
#4. I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache.
Amanda Seyfried
#5. Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.
Andy Van Slyke
#6. Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.
Marilyn Manson
#7. She was an autocrat, didn't really believe in democracy. The benefit of her approach was that, if you work with twenty people and ask everybody's opinion, you would never achieve what she did.
Theresa Sjoquist
#8. Inner calm is critical to persuasive acting.
Dan Brown
#9. I am so happy to be alive. That's the one thing I'd like for people to know. Sometimes people walk by and slip up and say the wrong thing about me, and I'll smile. They wonder why am I smiling. Because I'm happy that I'm alive.
George Foreman
#10. It appears that too many Christians want to enjoy the thrill of feeling right but are not willing to endure the inconvenience of being right.
A.W. Tozer
#11. I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.
Barbara Billingsley
#12. Somehow in the middle of the L.A. trendiness, Boston conservation, New York chic and San Francisco intellectual mellow, there's a place where everything meets.
Frederick Lenz
#13. I sit in the dark. And it would be hard to figure out which is worse: the dark inside, or the darkness out.
Rabih Alameddine
#14. During the early months of the war in 1914 there was a conflict of opinion between the War Office and the Foreign Office regarding news from the Front.
Philip Gibbs
#15. And he paused, aware at last of the gathering weight of the silence. Fourteen images stared at him, without any of them offering a word in response.
Bakst said sharply, "You have talked of freedom. You have it!"
Then, uncertainly, he said, "Isn't that what you want?
Isaac Asimov
#16. Hope gives us the courage to confront our circumstances and the capacity to surmount them.
Jerome Groopman
#17. Henry Fonda's son: That's how everybody identified me until Easy Rider came along. Good old Captain America.
Peter Fonda
