Top 29 Judy Sheindlin Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Judy Sheindlin

#1. I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

#2. It's your life; live it well.

#3. It did not occur to Adya that like being competitive during exam times, while being competitive in matters of life also the boys would actually tend to ditch their female counterparts in little little matters and get things their way.

Anuradha Bhattacharyya

#4. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Judy Sheindlin

#5. They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.

Judy Sheindlin

#6. I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Judy Sheindlin

#7. Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Judy Sheindlin

#8. The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Judy Sheindlin

#9. One of the things that appealed to me most about comics was that you can pick the ones you like and build your own personal pantheon.

Chris Ware

#10. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Judy Sheindlin

#11. If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

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#12. Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ...

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#13. There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name for yourself and to be famous would be great - because it would give me that freedom.

Alonzo Bodden

#14. You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

Judy Sheindlin

#15. I would rather face my fears than lose, but most people would rather lose than face their fears.

Orrin Woodward

#16. Don't be satisfied ... always try to strive for more.

Johny Hendricks

#17. If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Judy Sheindlin

#18. Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him.

Florence King

#19. Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

Judy Sheindlin

#20. One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

Judy Sheindlin

#21. The extravagant and ostentatious lifestyles that pass for charisma in a time when almost anybody talks about charisma but if you think about it there's precious little to be seen.

Lester Bangs