Judy Sheindlin Quotes

#1. Don't be satisfied ... always try to strive for more.

Johny Hendricks

#2. When you're miserable, you don't want anyone around you to be happy.

Amy Lee

#3. The More Citizens Conform To The Law Of Love. The Less Governing Would Be Required

Sunday Adelaja

#4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Judy Sheindlin

#5. You only have one chance for a first impression.

Judy Sheindlin

#6. I consider myself a religious person. God is something very personal with me and I don't flaunt religion in conversation with others.

Richard Chamberlain

#7. If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

Judy Sheindlin

#8. "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Judy Sheindlin

#9. There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

Judy Sheindlin

#10. The extravagant and ostentatious lifestyles that pass for charisma in a time when almost anybody talks about charisma but if you think about it there's precious little to be seen.

Lester Bangs

#11. One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

Judy Sheindlin

#12. Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

Judy Sheindlin

#13. Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip over him, knock him down, spill something on him, scald him, but meet him.

Florence King

#14. If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Judy Sheindlin

#15. I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

Judy Sheindlin

#16. I would rather face my fears than lose, but most people would rather lose than face their fears.

Orrin Woodward

#17. You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

Judy Sheindlin

#18. There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name for yourself and to be famous would be great - because it would give me that freedom.

Alonzo Bodden

#19. Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ...

Judy Sheindlin

#20. If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

Judy Sheindlin

#21. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Judy Sheindlin

#22. One of the things that appealed to me most about comics was that you can pick the ones you like and build your own personal pantheon.

Chris Ware

#23. The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Judy Sheindlin

#24. Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Judy Sheindlin

#25. I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Judy Sheindlin

#26. They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.

Judy Sheindlin

#27. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Judy Sheindlin

#28. It did not occur to Adya that like being competitive during exam times, while being competitive in matters of life also the boys would actually tend to ditch their female counterparts in little little matters and get things their way.

Anuradha Bhattacharyya

#29. It's your life; live it well.

Judy Sheindlin