Jon Cryer Quotes

#1. Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing.

Ilona Andrews

#2. Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.

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#3. Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen. (How long were you waiting for me to talk about him - be honest?)

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#4. I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

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#5. Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

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#6. I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

April Bowlby

#7. I have no master but Thee, no law but Thy will, no delight but Thyself, no wealth but that Thou givest, no good but that Thou blessest, no peace but that Thou bestowest.

Anonymous

#8. I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.

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#9. If we have a hope of really understanding our place in nature and of carving out a place for ourselves that is sustainable, it's primarily because of the new level of communication. It used to be, 'What you don't have in your mind, you have on your shelf.' But now we have the Web.

Sylvia Earle

#10. How can life be worth living, if devoid Of the calm trust reposed by friend in friend? What sweeter joy than in the kindred soul, Whose converse differs not from self-communion?

Quintus Ennius

#11. If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

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#12. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

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#13. I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

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#14. Sarcasm is lost in print.

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#15. I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.

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#16. Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

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#17. Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

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#18. I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

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#19. Lord give me this seeing faith, then my work will never be monotonous. I will find joy in humoring the fancies and gratifying the wishes of all poor sufferers. O beloved sick, how doubly dear you are to me, when you personify Christ; and what a privilege is mine to be allowed to tend you.

Mother Teresa

#20. Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

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#21. Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows ... that's very rare.

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#22. Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.

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#23. There are makeup artists sometimes that have a jade face roller. If you're really tired those are really good.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#24. You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.

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#25. Perfect," he said to himself. "Every time I figure you bastards out, you change again.

Jason M. Hough

#26. I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

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#27. In the advertising business, a good idea can inspire a great commercial. But a good insight can fuel a thousand ideas, a thousand commercials.

Phil Dusenberry

#28. On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'

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