John Wilkes Quotes

#1. John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.

John Hodgman

#2. You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

John Fugelsang

#3. For John Wilkes Booth, sweeping, grand gestures were a way of life. It was how he navigated his way through this world. The bigger and bolder, the better.

Jesse Johnson

#4. Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not ... to Bill O

Keith Olbermann

#5. If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

Thom Yorke

#6. John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#7. If it dies, it's biology; if it blows up, it's chemistry;
if it doesn't work, it's physics!"

As quoted from grafitti on a bathroom wall.

John Wilkes

#8. Denzel Washington's career is an enormous luxury. Compare him to Wesley Snipes.

Alec Baldwin

#9. I have too great a soul to die like a criminal.

John Wilkes Booth

#10. A people whose souls are so little tuned to joy.

John Wilkes

#11. I know too much from personal observation from how the poor and working classes live to be satisfied with a system which makes their lives one unceasing round of toil, deprivation and anxiety.

Vida Goldstein

#12. I do not wish to shed a drop of blood, but 'I must fight the course.' Tis all that's left to me.

John Wilkes Booth

#13. I'm quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I'm a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other.

Suki Waterhouse

#14. They wanted her for the same reason as the studios: her stellar beauty; and just as she did for the studios, she morphed and mutated and recomposed this beauty into the precise form of their desires, until there was nothing of her left. [On Gene Tierney]

Paul Murray

#15. That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics.

John Wilkes

#16. My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

Bam Margera

#17. I think I have done well, though I am abandoned, with the curse of Cain upon me.

John Wilkes Booth

#18. Blessed is the man who's lost it all.

Switchfoot