John Mulaney Comedy Quotes

#1. True service to God is birthed in love for Him.

Sunday Adelaja

#2. I won't change and my perspective won't change. I want to continue my life the way I live it, and I'm not going to let anything stop me from doing that. It isn't all about acting. There's a lot more to life than Hollywood.

Elijah

#3. You can bind my body, tie my hands, govern my actions: you are the strongest, and society adds to your power; but with my will, sir, you can do nothing.

George Sand

#4. We have too many of the wrong things in common to be more than sex, and the realization is freedom to me.

Lisa Renee Jones

#5. I do not think witchcraft is a religion, and I do not think it is in any way appropriate for the US military to promote it.

George W. Bush

#6. There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can.

John Mulaney

#7. You'll see more violence in any television crime series than you will in my films ... Art is there to have a stimulating effect, if it earns its name. You have to be honest, that's the only thing.

Michael Haneke

#8. Nevertheless he is the only one of them all who does not seem to me ridiculous. Perhaps that is because he is thinking of something else besides himself.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#9. The more irrational of us are worried about the millennium ending - as if a date would really matter.

Sting

#10. In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

John Mulaney