Johannes Cabal Quotes

#1. Cabal took her arm, and they processed towards the cafe like old friends, or at least the sort of old friends in which the lady wears a somewhat smug smile while the gentleman scowls darkly.

Jonathan L. Howard

#2. He had pulled too many rabbits from too many hats; insanity had claimed him.

Jonathan L. Howard

#3. But the conceited man did not hear him. Conceited people never hear anything but praise.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#4. I don't stay up and rent private jets and go on yachts and whoop it up in Miami.

Neil Patrick Harris

#5. Anytime you testify you have some amount of increase or the other, God does not want you to get satisfied

Sunday Adelaja

#6. He smiled, and it was like a bloodless cut. 'No,' he replied, amused by something. 'No, not a doctor. I haven't the bedside manner for it.

Jonathan L. Howard

#7. Catholic sex is twenty minutes of pleading and whining (Vatican-approved foreplay), thirty seconds of involuntary shuddering and an hour of apologizing to God.

Lionel Fisher

#8. You're familiar with the theory of evolution?" asked Cabal.
"Sir?"
"They're about to find out why intelligence is a survival trait.

Jonathan L. Howard

#9. Johannes Cabal would kill me for saying this, but he's my favorite Zeppelin-hopping detective. The fellow has got all the charm of Bond and the smarts of Holmes
without the pesky morality.

Daniel H. Wilson

#10. God gives us people to love and things to use, not things to love and people to use.

Max Lucado

#11. No. The dream was just my subconscious mind's way of drawing attention to something I'd seen without perceiving its significance.

Jonathan L. Howard

#12. He's painted himself into a corner and a thousand lazy reporters and ever-so-sincere politicians had rendered the only word that he could use comically melodramatic. 'I think ... Johannes Cabal ... is evil.

Jonathan L. Howard