Joe Morelli Quotes

#1. Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money)

Janet Evanovich

#2. And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

Janet Evanovich

#3. We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich

#4. It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.
Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich

#5. He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss.

Janet Evanovich

#6. You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.
Joe Morelli

Janet Evanovich

#7. I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum

Janet Evanovich

#8. Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car ... just for old times.

Janet Evanovich

#9. You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli

Janet Evanovich

#10. Vincent laughed. "No, you still need to look like a Helian."
"So I should burn everything to a crisp?"
"Well, that would definitely get your mother's attention, but I think that she's looking for something more sophisticated and less ... scary.

Heather James

#11. Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie."
"Does this involve death?"
"Not yet."
"Does this involve sex?"
"Not yet."
"I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me.

Janet Evanovich

#12. Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now.
She sent me a look of utter disgust and slammed the front door. I was 30-year-old and Mrs Morelli was going to tell my mother on me. Only in the burgh.

Janet Evanovich

#13. Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing."
"You're in love with me?"
"You didn't know that?"
"I did, but it's nice to hear."
"Scares the hell out of me.

Janet Evanovich

#14. You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it.

Janet Evanovich

#15. It was only after the earthquake that the health minister said mental health should be a priority and that the issue was talked about.

Reggie Fils-Aime

#16. I don't think there are answers. I think there are thoughts.

Muriel Cooper

#17. My sex life is okay."
"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.

Janet Evanovich

#18. Whenever, in any century, whether in a single heart or in a company of believers, there has been a fresh effusion of the Spirit, there has followed inevitably a fresh endeavor in the work of evangelizing the world.

Adoniram Judson Gordon

#19. Mrs. Morelli opened the door to us and smacked Joe on the side of the head. "Sex fiend. Just like your father, God rest his rotten soul."
Morelli grinned down at his mother. "It's a curse.

Janet Evanovich

#20. God requires us to give ourselves over fully to serving Him and to do everything to the full

Sunday Adelaja

#21. Entertainment has this way of resetting itself.

Zachary Levi

#22. In politics, the number of women in the cabinet has fallen and, if current poll trends continue and Labour loses a number of marginal seats, the number of female MPs is likely to drop significantly.

Lucy Powell

#23. Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Janet Evanovich

#24. You're such a cupcake.

Janet Evanovich

#25. Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.

Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

#26. I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

Janet Evanovich

#27. It's easy to delete the truth when you live behind your own permanent censor.

Katie Kacvinsky

#28. I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

Janet Evanovich