
Top 20 Jockstrap Quotes
#1. Yeah, you go after her, and I suggest you invest in a steel plated jockstrap. Last guy who said something sexual to her and pissed her off is still limping around the office. (Carlos)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#2. There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history test, and an empty condom wrapper.
Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta.
Gemma Halliday
#4. Cases of champagne and scotch lay broken in the street, and everyone I saw had a bottle. They were screaming and dancing, and in the middle of the crowd a giant Swede wearing a blue jockstrap was blowing long blasts on a trumpet.
Hunter S. Thompson
#5. I've always questioned the way dancers, myself included, must do the same role year in and year out. It's important for me to be able to say to myself, 'O.K., I don't want to be a prince anymore. I want to put on a leather jockstrap and pose.'
David Hallberg
#6. Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.
Nick Pageant
#7. Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
Tom O'Reilly
#8. Marissa took a sip from a glass of water. "It's perfectly innocent." "I'm doing a naked calendar," the fallen angel started. "He had a jockstrap on." "It was all done with a selfie stick.
J.R. Ward
#9. My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]
David Wishart
#10. Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#11. Death grinned. In order to fear, you had to be a me. Don't let anything happen to me. That was the song of fear.
Terry Pratchett
#12. Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.
Rich Burlew
#13. It took me a while to understand the meaning of a franchise: the reasons why you see lawyer, doctor, cop shows. It's not because anyone in their right mind says, 'You know, what's the most fascinating thing in the world?' It's because you need something new that happens every week in a frame.
Amy Bloom
#14. We need to be discussing issues specifically to help the American people. And that would not include illegal aliens.
Joe Wilson
#15. I love animals and plants and sometimes even people.
Drew Chadwick
#16. I was talking to my publisher in Britain and was told here we are - we are sixty million people and we reckon only four hundred thousand people in Britain really read.
John Gimlette
#18. I believe you select a president who best represents what you think are the values that God wants us to have.
Max Lucado
#19. Well, I admit it. I had the greatest respect for the Afghan people, even while I was shooting and killing them. I still do. You could even say I love them. I like their songs and prayers, as peaceful and timeless as their mountains.
Svetlana Alexievich
#20. As L. Brent Bozell pointed out at the time, just because society is in decay doesn't mean that Hollywood should be exacerbating that decay.
Ben Shapiro
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