Job Qualification Quotes

#1. And then there was the headless horseman!" said Tiffany. "He had no head!"
"Well, that is the major job qualification," said the toad.

Terry Pratchett

#2. The latter qualification brings to mind a fellow who applied for a job and stated he had twenty years of experience-which was corrected by a former employer to read one year's experience-twenty times.

Warren Buffett

#3. The day knowledge was preferred to wisdom and mere usefulness to beauty ... Only a moral revolution
not a social or a political revolution
only a moral revolution would lead man back to his lost truth.

Simone De Beauvoir

#4. Moral: Look fear in the face and it will cease to trouble you.

Paramahansa Yogananda

#5. People ask me if I have stage fright. I say, "God, no, I'm completely comfortable there. I have rest-of-the-day fright."

Adam Duritz

#6. We are facing extreme volatility.

Carlos Ghosn

#7. I guess what I learned about myself is I'm a bit of a socialist; I want everyone on the set to get equal treatment and credit.

Jennifer Westfeldt

#8. In the long run, a portfolio of well chosen stocks and/or equity mutual funds will always outperform a portfolio of bonds or a money-market account. In the long run, a portfolio of poorly chosen stocks won't outperform the money left under the mattress.

Peter Lynch