Joan Clarke Quotes

#1. I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.

Doris Day

#2. I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

Jeff Foxworthy

#3. Be the change you wish to see in the world," said Gandhi. If you want a nonviolent world, you cannot use violence to achieve it. He also said, "In the end the British will walk out because 100,000 British cannot control 350 million Indians if those Indians refuse to cooperate.

Russell Brand

#4. The great and constant need of those who investigate homicide and practice forensic pathology or criminal law is a warm humanism.

Ramsey Clark

#5. In the real world, I see conservatives volunteering at adoption agencies, at churches, at bake sales and the local American Legion Post while the only charity a progressive sends is a smug sermon on fair share and what fairness is.

Allen West

#6. Salem snorted. The Vamp basically told her, 'I'm in a weird place in me life right now, and I need some space.' Of course, he told her that by pointing a bloody sword at her whilst bellowing, 'I forsake you!' in front of the whole kingdom.

Kresley Cole

#7. Supposedly I've got traces of an English accent, though I can't hear it. I must have inherited it from my mother, who's English, and then I think it was exacerbated by the fact that I live with an Australian.

Lev Grossman

#8. Sometimes placing our belief in something bigger than ourselves helps us get to a point where we can be enough on our own, magic or no magic.

Sara Raasch

#9. It doesn't matter how smart you are, Enigma is always smarter.

Joan Clarke

#10. It is the nature of intellect to strive to improve in intellectual power.

Hosea Ballou

#11. I know it's not ordinary. But who ever loved ordinary?

Joan Clarke

#12. I'm a woman in a man's job and I don't have the luxury of being an ass,

Joan Clarke

#13. I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

Dane Cook

#14. I always try to share with others the idea that in order to become compassionate it is not necessary to become religious.

Dalai Lama XIV