Jimeoin Comedy Quotes

#1. Live as if they know that they are worth their own time. Live as if they deserve to take care of their bodies. Live as

Geneen Roth

#2. Perenelle shuddered. You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything.

Michael Scott

#3. You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. Am I weird?"

"Yeah. But so what? Everybody's weird.

Stephen King

#5. The most agonising thing is to drop doubt into a man about his being a reality, three-dimensional - and not some other kind of reality.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

#6. In LA, I'm twice the size- height and everything else- of most of the other actresses who are going for an audition.

Keira Knightley

#7. You don't always get to chose who you fall in love with

Stephani Hecht

#8. A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#9. One cause, which is not always observed, of the insufficiency of riches, is that they very seldom make their owner rich.

Samuel Johnson

#10. He wasn't ashamed to let everyone know he didn't fuck around on Lena, that he was waiting until she was ready to have sex with her.

Jenika Snow

#11. Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.

Baltasar Gracian

#12. I'm very nice. I'm nice to everyone who deserves my niceness. -Emmy

Robin Benway

#13. Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could see - not to eat, not for love, but only gliding.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#14. I grew up treating a life as a writer as a career in letters, one devoted to many kinds of writing. And so it seemed normal to study both fiction writing and the literary essay as an undergrad.

Alexander Chee

#15. Foreman told Ray to plead guilty and he'd then give his brother $500, if Ray didn't cause any problems at the guilty plea hearing, and he could take that $500 and hire a lawyer to set aside the plea. Foreman actually put that in writing.

William Pepper