Jim Gaffigan Pale Quotes

#1. Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse
all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

Bette Davis

#2. Raise the rest of your life to meet you.

Peter Dinklage

#3. Professor, when people say such things after impossibility smacks them in the face, we call it denial

Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

#4. I was a pale piece of white bread floating in a sea of ethnicity.

Jim Gaffigan

#5. [Boxer is] the ultimate tool for the serious pro' that can't afford the time and patience to mess around with lesser products.

Robert Harris

#6. I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

Jim Gaffigan

#7. Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. *all cheer for Shakespearean insults*

William Shakespeare

#8. For me, life without murder is like a life without food. I was the father of these people, since it was I who opened the door for them to another world.

Alexander Pichushkin

#9. I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no.

Jim Gaffigan

#10. Believe in yourself, even if you're the only one who does.

Alisha Cole

#11. Fighting is dancing. Look at a great boxing match, and it's a dancing.

David Lyons

#12. I think it's child abuse to have someone in the public eye too young. Society basically values wealth and fame and power at the cost of well-being. In the case of a child, it's at the cost of someone's natural development. It's already hard enough to develop.

Alanis Morissette

#13. My friends wanted their names in the list of employees of some company, well I wanted my name in the list of the heroes of the world.

Amit Kalantri

#14. There midnight's all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
And evening full of the linnet's wings.

W.B.Yeats

#15. No one who ever follows their conscience ever does wrong. The consequences may not turn out as we intended; it may prove that we made a mistake. But that is not the same as being wrong.

Robert Harris

#16. In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.

Eduardo Galeano