Jim Cornette Quotes

#1. Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

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#2. What if you love knowledge for its own sake, not necessarily as a blueprint to action? What if you wish there were more, not fewer reflective types in the world?

Susan Cain

#3. But the knowing was visceral: if I became a mother, I'd lose myself.

Kate Bolick

#4. Don't judge me, Captain Judgeypants. I go there for the sandwiches.)

Chuck Wendig

#5. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

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#6. Really, the '70s and '80s were a blur.

Manolo Blahnik

#7. Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

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#8. I'm the god of war, the resurrector of the horror-core. The carnivore, destroying you wasn't hard at all

Vinnie Paz

#9. I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

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#10. He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

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#11. I'm sure I will cause tremendous seismic shifts in the culture again.

Rosie O'Donnell

#12. We're squirrels in human form, she whispered. And so are you.

Audrey Niffenegger

#13. Getting old and dying alone is my worst fear.

Norman Reedus

#14. The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

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#15. I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

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#16. Pigpen hooks his foot around the metal folding chair Eli sat in weeks before and it scrapes against the tiles.

Katie McGarry

#17. Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

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#18. Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

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#19. You stop planetary exploration, those people who do that extraordinary work are going to have to go do something else.

Bill Nye

#20. I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

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#21. I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

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#22. If we neglect our privileges, the gods take them from us ...

Constance Fenimore Woolson

#23. Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

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#24. He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

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#25. The Black Panther Party was not a gang. They grew out of a young black intelligentsia on college campuses.

Bobby Seale

#26. I like it when it's sunny, when it rains, when it snows. I like it when it gets dark early, when it stays light late. There's something beautiful about every moment of every day. All you have to do is make the decision to see the positive, to filter the world.

Nicholas Montemarano

#27. I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

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#28. Your past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#29. Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

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#30. Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

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