Jim Carr Quotes

#1. All you could do was to see them. We were backstage when the Beatles were on and you could just about hear a noise. It was just literally screaming.

Roger Daltrey

#2. You are such a fag hag. They should have a class just for you, call it Man Porn 101.

Brandon Shire

#3. The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

Aziz Ansari

#4. People think that children don't know anything. It's enough to make you wonder if grownups were ever children once upon a time.

Muriel Barbery

#5. That was the way Dean found me when he finally decided I was worth saving.

Jack Kerouac

#6. To sing is to love and affirm,
to fly and to soar,
to coast into the hearts of the people
who listen
to tell them that life is to live,
that love is there,
that nothing is a promise,
but that beauty exists,
and must be hunted for and found.

Joan Baez

#7. I'd rather be done any thing to than laughed at, for, to my mind, it's one or other the disagreeablest thing in the world.

Fanny Burney

#8. I love you," Ty said out of the blue, his voice almost sing-song.
Zane laughed. "You're drunk."
"I loved you before I was drunk.

Abigail Roux

#9. Reasons come first, answers second. It seems that life has a mysterious quirk of camouflaging the answers in such a way that they become apparent only to those who are inspired enough to look for them - who have reasons to look for them.

Jim Rohn

#10. Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!

Jim Carr

#11. It is the tragedy of a distinguished mind and a generous nature that have gone unappreciated in a conventional, unimaginative world. A victim of men's incomprehension of women, a symptom of women's mistrust of men.

Francis Wyndham

#12. This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much.

Roland Smith

#13. If we think our job here on earth is to fix ourselves, we will keep looking for the broken places. If we believe our job is to be kind, we will keep lavishing love on ourselves.

Geneen Roth

#14. Yet my humble capacity has not preserved me from calumnies.

Lajos Kossuth