Alan Carr Quotes

#1. I think that it is our intention to deny cancer any control over us.

Elizabeth Edwards

#2. Henpecked, the great Wyatt Earp," Cody said.
"You evidently don't know Jessie," Wyatt said. "If she's in one of her tempers she'd put a hyena to flight ...

Larry McMurtry

#3. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse

Alan Carr

#4. I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped.

Evel Knievel

#5. I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

Alan Carr

#6. You must all, somewhere deep in your hearts, believe that you have a special beauty that is like no other and that is so valuable that you must not abandon it. Indeed, you must learn to cherish it.

Sophia Loren

#7. 'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

Alan Carr

#8. If I have a love-hate relationship with Martinsville, then we're missing the love part of the equation.

Tony Stewart

#9. We can do anything we want as long as we stick to it long enough.

Helen Keller

#10. When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Alan Carr

#11. I have literally run into 20 people all around the world with my face tattooed on them.

Gerard Butler

#12. What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

Alan Carr

#13. The more I risk being rejected, the better my chances are of being accepted.

Robert Kiyosaki

#14. A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Alan Carr

#15. We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

Lauren Myracle

#16. All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems.This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.

Alan Carr

#17. How lucky can one guy get? I was a runaway, and then I was in one of the biggest bands in the world. I've sold out every arena. I've sold millions and millions of records.

Nikki Sixx

#18. He frowned, his voice softer. "I don't know if it's Josh or what, but you need to get the hell out, or I swear to God, you'll end up spending the rest of your life in this shithole, just like all those girls - " "You mean like me?" Dylan asked, her voice suddenly hard.

Heather Demetrios

#19. Your storm, Thlayli-rah. Use it.

Richard Adams

#20. Surrounding yourself with others ...

Michael Losier

#21. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

George Eliot