Jewish Wealth Humor Brooklyn Quotes

#1. A statesman, we are told, should follow public opinion. Doubtless, as a coachman follows his horses; having firm hold on the reins and guiding them.

Augustus Hare

#2. Note to goyim readers: not every Jew who grew up in Brooklyn was rich. And as long as I'm on it, here's another note: fuck you. That's all. Whether or not you assumed we were rich, if you're a goyim, fuck you. But keep reading, and tell your friends to buy the book.

Gilbert Gottfried

#3. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Stephen Colbert

#4. Chefs become attracted to being able to get product and then clientele - those are the two things that attract you as a chef.

Michael Mina

#5. I enjoy what people at the concert give me and I can't do it without them, so it's really an exchange of energy that snowballs back and forth and becomes something that's very satisfying and very magical.

Lenny Kravitz

#6. Freedom exists only with power.

Friedrich Schiller

#7. Before you were born - before any of your defects were apparent to you - they were absolutely apparent to God. That didn't stop Him from calling your name and setting you apart. He placed you on the earth at a certain time for a pre-decided purpose.

Steven Furtick

#8. The one who did not understood that his time's root supports his life tree was born in vain.

Sorin Cerin

#9. Even while I resisted, and long before I surrendered, God was working in my life - guiding me, protecting me, and training me.

Tammy L. Gray