Top 16 Jewish Guilt Sayings

#1. I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.

Kevin Kline

Jewish Guilt Sayings #143210
#2. I even felt a vicarious guilt, like a German meeting Jewish people in Poland who had never heard of the Holocaust, or that there were Jews in America, and trying to explain it to them. Ashea, I wished I could say. Ashea.

Neil Peart

Jewish Guilt Sayings #181823
#3. Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.

Sandra Bernhard

Jewish Guilt Sayings #449327
#4. Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.

Rita Mae Brown

Jewish Guilt Sayings #451373
#5. I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

Maya Rudolph

Jewish Guilt Sayings #596489
#6. In other words these children, by avoiding the early drill on combinations, tables, and that sort of thing, had been able, in one year, to attain the level of accomplishment which the traditionally taught children had reached after three and one-half years of arithmetical drill.

Louis P. Benezet

Jewish Guilt Sayings #705110
#7. Why don't you want to be Jewish anymore?"
"I'm tired of the guilt. That enormous nagging historical guilt."
"What guilt?"
"The guilt of being innocent victims.

Don DeLillo

Jewish Guilt Sayings #726902
#8. My daughter Gabby very kindly once said that she thinks I was a better mother because I was doing a job I loved. I now think guilt is a universal part of being a mother. I used to think it was Jewish-mother guilt but now I think it is working-mother guilt.

Donna Karan

Jewish Guilt Sayings #784857
#9. I think what Jewish culture taught me and what the - and Jewish culture now is everyone's culture - is all these embarrassing things, all these guilt-filled things, all these anxiety filled things are material.

Robert Mankoff

Jewish Guilt Sayings #925745
#10. The difference between an opportunity and a problem is the individual that first faces the situation.

Adrian Williams

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1053921
#11. If John Wayne were alive, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

Ernest Borgnine

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1092854
#12. You don't rehearse jazz to death to get the camera angles.

Stan Getz

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1471620
#13. I don't have that kind of Southern experience, of the fire-and-brimstone preacher type of thing. Certainly not in my comedy. I come more from the guilt-ridden, neurotic type of [ - ] I have more in common with the Jewish brand of comedy.

Larry Wilmore

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1768784
#14. My mother should have been Jewish. She could have taught a class on how to induce guilt.

Lorna Luft

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1793098
#15. You see, sex for Jews is not such a terrible sin. It's just one more physical sport we're gonna stink at.

Jaffe Cohen

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1842035
#16. That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

Jim Gaffigan

Jewish Guilt Sayings #1876196

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