Top 15 Jewish Comedians Quotes
#2. Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming from that experience. I know that's a slightly heightened example, but it's the same thing. We're bumpkins, so we can make bumpkin jokes.
Simon Pegg
#3. [Josiah P. Mendum memorial at Paine Hall]
[He turned] the strait-laced Boston of sixty years ago [into] the enlightened Hub of today, ... to 'destroy bigotry and uproot the evils of superstition.
Josiah P. Mendum
#4. Well, the universe had spoken. There was no one left to turn to.
Janet Fitch
#5. There are those who condemn five in midfield as a negative tactic, but when a side's centre-backs are as hapless as Chris Perry and Hermann Hreidarsson were on Sunday, it is not nearly negative enough.
Matthew Engel
#6. Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan.
James Roosevelt
#7. Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
Paul Lynde
#8. Culture is not a biologically transmitted complex.
Ruth Benedict
#9. You can respect a person without necessarily liking that individual.
John Wooden
#11. This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the "over" and just think, then we could do, too. Only we'd be smarter doers because we'd be thinkers.
Sarah Strohmeyer
#12. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
P. J. O'Rourke
#13. You can only have one thought at a time- make it a good one.
Lee Roberson
#14. It's such a rich experience when you enter into a subject from a documentary point of view. It's hard for fiction to compete with that.
Jonathan Demme
#15. It's awfully easy to rush into a profession you don't really like, and awfully hard to get out of it.
Willa Cather
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