Top 45 Paul Lynde Quotes
#1. My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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#2. I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
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#3. I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
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#4. I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
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#5. Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
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#6. My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
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#7. I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.
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#8. The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
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#9. Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
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#10. Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
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#11. If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
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#12. I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
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#13. My following is straight. I'm so glad.
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#14. Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
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#15. It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
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#16. A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
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#17. Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble
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#18. A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
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#19. I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
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#20. I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
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#21. Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
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#22. Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
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#23. I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
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#24. Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
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#25. I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
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#27. As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
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#28. My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.
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#29. When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
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#30. My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
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#31. An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
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#32. If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
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#33. My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
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#34. If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
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#35. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
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#36. The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
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#37. I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
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#38. I laughed all the way through Love Story.
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#39. My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
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#40. I think basically an actor is a salesman.
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#41. Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
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#42. I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
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#43. I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
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#44. Politicians ... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
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#45. The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
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