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#1. My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you overdo, it looks bad. I believe in just a little bit. It allows you to keep that mobility in your face. It's a great little secret. - Author: Jenny McCarthy
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#2. I love California. It definitely represents wild freedom. - Author: Jenny O.
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#3. And I looked closer and it totally did say Latoya. But in my defense, it looked like "Labia" from a distance. Much like tacos. Or Georgia O'Keeffe paintings. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#4. Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#5. When it's a folk festival, there's more of an intention on the song and connecting with people. - Author: Jenny O.
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#6. My daughter breaks both her wrists jumping off of a swing. Her friend, who is five, told her to jump off of it. I promise nothing will happen, she said. But why did she promise that? she wails later at the hospital. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#7. You know what? Don't even worry about it," I said. "Cory Wheeler already asked me. I can tell him I changed my mind."
"Who the hell is Corky Wheeler? - Author: Jenny Han
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#8. It's exciting to play someone who is a bit tougher than I am. I liked feeling those adjustments. - Author: Jenny Slate
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#9. I've always been a fan of therapy. You spend an entire hour talking about yourself and someone has to fake being fascinated by the strange assemblage of minutiae that is you. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#10. Ned: I figured it was time for a picnic by the menagerie.
Jenny: And you brought me? Why not take the woman you're marrying?
Ned: She's grown up with the Duke of Ware. Lions seem less ferocious. - Author: Courtney Milan
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#11. People can have nicknames. Body parts should not. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#12. I know most sisters don't get along, but I'm closer to Margot than I am to anybody in the world. How can we be the Song girls without Margot? - Author: Jenny Han
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#13. I've always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings. - Author: Jenny Han
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#14. If you were crazy you wouldn't realize how crazy it sounds," she said gently but insistently. "You're recognizing a problem and you're getting help for it, the same way any sane person with a medical problem would. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#15. If you knew what a sensation of the nearness of a higher power one instinctively feels when one is permitted to contribute to the good of mankind, as I have done, and still do! Believe me, it is a great gift of God's mercy! - Author: Jenny Lind
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#16. Jenny and I were like peas and carrots. - Author: Winston Groom
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#17. Jenny was struck again by the contrast between his attractiveness and his shyness. It was endearing. - Author: Katie Allen
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#18. The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. - Author: Jenny Eclair
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#19. She was right, but at the same time she reminded me why girls make both great and terrible friends: They actually listen to your goals, even when you're too drunk to know what you're saying. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#20. It wasn't like I was expecting Senior year to be some amazing experience. If anything, I was prepared for it to be pretty much a letdown. Everyone would be looking ahead to college and getting sick of seeing the same faces we've been looking at for the last three years. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#21. She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She fought an insane urge to laugh. - Author: Ruth Frances Long
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#22. Relationships should be like flat pack; come with easy to follow instructions so that you knew which bits fitted where - Author: Jenny O'Brien
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#23. [H]iding how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice, it just makes you a liar. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#24. Maybe it's not about having a plan, or even a plan B. Maybe it's about seeing where life takes you and learning to enjoy the ride. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#25. It (her wedding dress) was the kind of dress that both Scarlett O'Hara and Princess Diana would have deemed 'over the top'. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#26. He was Pinocchio to my Gepetto. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#27. How was it possible to hate him so much and still need him so much at the same time? - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#28. It'll be like when your parents give you the biggest present at Christmas but you unwrap it and there's a smaller present inside and that keeps happening until you have a mountain o wrapping paper, some new socks, and a lot of unresolved anger. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#29. Perhaps he should give up on love and just build furniture instead. He could do with a few more free standing wardrobes for a start. - Author: Jenny O'Brien
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#30. Kids who have been tossed around some, we just want to be accepted. And who is the most accepting group on a school campus? The troublemakers. It may not be right, but sometimes it's as close to right as we can find. - Author: Jenny B. Jones
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#31. Sometimes change was good. Sometimes it was even exactly what you needed. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#32. Every game has its Jacks,' she said, the sadness of it pulling down the elation of sudden understanding. 'The thing that acts as a wild card. It can't be counted on or predicted. A weapon, even. But he's in other places, too, isn't he? And do you know what else a Jack is, Puck? ... I do. - Author: Ruth Frances Long
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#33. Your penis will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a little water never hurt anyone. It's an unbrella, not a purse. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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Just because you can urinate anywhere you want doesn't mean you should-even if your aim is so good you can spell out "Red Sox Rule" in capital letters with once taking a break. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#35. There was only the two of them standing on top of the world, the rest of their lives waiting silently at their feet.
They eased apart, still touching with their eyes, their hands, their souls. (Girl Descending) - Author: Jenny O'Brien
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#36. Reed: "What's up?"
Vanessa: "There must be an accident or something."
Reed: "I'm the accident."
Vanessa: "I couldn't agree more."
Reed: "What I meant was, those people out there are waiting for me. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#37. As ugly as the truth is, it's even uglier when someone says out loud what you've been thinking to yourself. - Author: Jenny O'Connell
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#38. A lot of festivals can be a jumble of electronic music and rock and roll, and everything's all mixed up - some things are more performance art or light shows or dance parties, and then you'll have a singer-songwriter stuck in the middle to make the changeovers easier. - Author: Jenny O.
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#39. It snuck up on me - growing up, I mean. - Author: Jenny Han
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#40. Up close, your face wasn't so much handsome as beautiful. - Author: Jenny Han
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#41. So you'll have to just trust me when I say that you are worthy, important, and necessary. And smart. You may ask how I know and I'll tell you how. It's because right now? YOU'RE READING. That's what the sexy people do. Other, - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#42. I won't be the reason you don't go to him. I won't be your excuse. You've got to see for yourself, or you'l never be able to let him go
Jeremiah Fisher - Author: Jenny Han
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#43. So I take Peter's hand; I put it on my heart. I tell him, You have to take good care of this, because it's yours. - Author: Jenny Han
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#44. My grandfather was a lot like a white Jewish George Jefferson, and he did not enjoy my work very much. - Author: Jenny Slate
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#45. It's scary when it's real. When it's not just thinking about a person, but, like, having a real live person in front of you, with, like, expectations. And wants. - Author: Jenny Han
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#46. I want the people I love to get up and speak about me, and even if you cry it'll be OK. I want you to say honest things. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#47. I felt like I could write about quiet, self-contained moments and also about those moments when the world rushes in again. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#48. Although I'm tired, and it feels like years since I had a good night's rest, I can't bring myself to fall asleep. It's like I've forgotten how. - Author: Jenny Han
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#49. We mourn for the dead, but it's a selfish act. It may be a tragedy that so many young lives are lost to us, but it's our tragedy alone because they are at peace. - Author: Jenny Penn
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#50. Ever since I got your letter . . . I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. - Author: Jenny Han
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#51. Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it. - Author: Jenny Eclair
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#52. My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead. Women almost never become art monsters because art monsters only concern themselves with art, never mundane things. Nabokov didn't even fold his own umbrella. Vera licked his stamps for him. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#53. I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh. - Author: Jenny Eclair
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#54. I'm here. Soon I won't be. Zoey's baby is here. Its pulse tick-ticking. Soon it won't be. And when Zoey comes out of that room, having signed on the dotted line, she'll be different. She'll understand what I already know- that death surrounds us all.
And it tastes like metal between you teeth. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#55. Everyone is alien. And even when you are in love with someone, even when you think you know them better than you know yourself; even when you think you know everything about them and they you, and you live in each other's souls.

Even then you know nothing about them at all. - Author: Jenny Colgan
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#56. When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got engaged I'd be naked, covered in rose petals, and sleeping with the brother of the man who'd kidnapped me. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#57. Every second, every day, every year, we fail to address demand for reproductive health and family planning services. Lives are lost, and girls' opportunities to thrive and contribute to their country's development shrink. These are real people. - Author: Jenny Shipley
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#58. Royce's eyes narrowed in discouragement at the thoght of having to sing to jenny. his deep bariton voice would surely bring every hound for miles to yap and nip at his heels. - Author: Judith McNaught
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#59. To the birds, I assume it must've been very much like accepting a ride from a stranger, only to get in the back of the van to find several murdered hikers who were being made into lamp shades. My - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#60. But now it seems possible that the truth about getting older is that there are fewer and fewer things to make fun of until finally there is nothing you are sure you will never be. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#61. Women love to be asked more about their clothes than their work. We're dolls; we made a wish to become alive. - Author: Jenny Slate
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#62. We are as tired of each other's company as we are of the cold monotony of the black night and of the unpalatable sameness of our food. Physically, mentally, and perhaps morally, then, we are depressed, and from my past experience... I know that this depression will increase. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#63. I didn't have that kind of friendship, the forever kind of friendship that will last your whole life through, no matter what. - Author: Jenny Han
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#64. I'm not going to say I told you so" is pretty much the same thing as saying "I told you so." Except worse because you're saying "I told you so" and congratulating yourself for your restraint in not saying what you totally just said. - Author: Jenny Lawson
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#65. I had written a novel that was more of a classic linear novel, and I worked on it and worked on it for years, and it always seemed like it wouldn't catch fire. At a certain point I just scrapped it all, and I kept maybe 15 percent of it, and I wrote those parts out on note cards. - Author: Jenny Offill
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#66. My thoughts are so clear that I wouldn't be surprised if he could see them blazing above my head like a neon sign outside a fish and chip shop. I fancy you. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#67. Move over, Helen of Troy; Jenny Trout is going to wage a war on good health and fit bodies! - Author: Jennifer Armintrout
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#68. This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat - Author: Jenny Han
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#69. As you grow up you spend less and less time outside. Nobody can say "Go play outside" to you anymore to you. - Author: Jenny Han
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#70. Gerdanlouk, he thinks. An evocative Turkish word, with Arabic roots. It means jewelry, but only jewelry adorning a woman between her lower neck and the top of her breasts. Gerdanlouk. He looks away. - Author: Jenny White
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#71. For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed. - Author: Jenny Eclair
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#72. This isn't what I expected."
"What?-Life? - Author: Jenny B. Jones
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#73. You should pick one, Kiera. Pick one, and release the other. You can't keep them both. -Jenny - Author: S.C. Stephens
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#74. People often think that people like me don't have ordinary lives. I have the greatest pleasure, and in fact, the greatest success in my career is having been a mother. - Author: Jenny Shipley
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#75. Until it has scared you with its endlessness, sky is just sky. - Author: Jenny Hubbard
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#76. I find most modern country virtually unlistenable. I can't relate to the music or the lyrics. - Author: Jenny Lewis
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