Top 22 Jenny Joseph Quotes

#1. My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks.

Henry David Thoreau

#2. It isn't fate but fecklessness that has shoved Sarah Palin to the sidelines of national politics. The real tragedy is that she's taken a lot of other serious Republican women with her.

Dee Dee Myers

#3. As for the financial world - I've been working in the Forbes building for eight years. You soak up a little bit of ambient stuff about all this - I know what a gold straddle is, what the Lombard rate is.

Christopher Buckley

#4. There are but three ways for a man to revenge himself of the censure of the world,
to despise it, to return the like, or to endeavor to live so as to avoid it; the first of these is usually pretended, the last is almost impossible, the universal practice is for the second.

Jonathan Swift

#5. Indeed such is Montagu's enthusiasm, and so engaging is his undisguised admiration, that one is almost obligated to overlook the aside on page 311 where Montagu acknowledges indirectly that Tyson was almost entirely in error in all of his conclusions.

Richard T. Nash

#6. There are people whose clocks stop at a certain point in their lives.

Charles-Augustin Sainte-Beuve

#7. I can't stand purple. It doesn't suit me.

Jenny Joseph

#8. When I am old, I shall wear purple

Jenny Joseph

#9. What direction are we heading in, Jenny?' he asked.
'East,' she replied promptly.
'How do you know that?'
'Because you told me that's the direction we were taking.

Joseph Delaney

#10. If God is good half the Bible is libel.

Michael R. Burch

#11. He died alone,' said Pious Dundas, old as Methuselah, unblinking. 'It don't matter a rat's ass whether there was anyone with him or not. He died alone.

Neil Gaiman

#12. I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jameson's fangs sliding into my neck. I vividly remembered the instant feeling of ecstasy that overtook my body last night when he fed from me and the intense orgasms that followed.

J.L. McCoy

#13. Political correctness is just tyranny with manners. I wish for you the courage to be unpopular. Popularity is history's pocket change. Courage is history's true currency.

Charlton Heston

#14. When I am an old woman I shall wear purple,
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me,
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves,
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.

Jenny Joseph

#15. The craziest, most selfish act is to commit suicide. When you kill yourself, you kill others.

Jenny Joseph

#16. My life only began the day I was apprenticed to Tom Ward. - Jenny, in her diary

Joseph Delaney

#17. I think 9/11 affected everybody in one way or another.

Dolly Parton

#18. Unfortunately, all the things I've created so far in my life never would've showed up if I "waited" to feel motivated, inspired, and ready to roll.

Alexander Heyne

#19. I was raised to feel that doing nothing was a sin. I had to learn to do nothing.

Jenny Joseph

#20. Spontaneous and natural (sahajik) speech means there is not an iota of ego in it.

Dada Bhagwan

#21. There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.

Ralph Nader

#22. I think philosophy is all about lived experience, which is to say life in the streets, life in a variety of different contexts.

Cornel West

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