Top 29 Jemaine Quotes
#1. I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually.
Kristen Schaal
#2. JEMAINE
Lisa?
BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.
JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.
BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.
Flight Of The Conchords
#3. You're looking good today Bret. Very hot ... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.
Kristen Schaal
#4. Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.
Jemaine Clement
#5. The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.
Jemaine Clement
#6. Heels I've always loved, but a wedge is perfect, in between glamorous and a common shoe. If going to the store, why wear flip-flops when you can wear wedges?
Maria Canals Barrera
#7. Luckily I am very, very privileged and feel very lucky to be getting work and my kiddies are not feeling the brunt of any kind of horror that's going on today. So I'm super lucky.
Johnny Depp
#9. I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.
Jemaine Clement
#10. I'm strong on the outside, not all the way through. I've never been perfect, but neither have you.
Chester Bennington
#11. Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?
Jemaine Clement
#12. To see how seriously men take things and yet how little their seriousness profits them. Their tragedy makes our mediocrity all the more terrible.
Thomas Merton
#13. There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.
Jemaine Clement
#14. I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.
Jemaine Clement
#15. I'm sorry, but I have this fear that someday you're going
to
wake up a dried-out, bitter old hag with plenty of science awards
but no personal life whatsoever. And you'll sit there at night and
sob about
how you've wasted your life.
Robin Brande
#16. The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.
Jemaine Clement
#17. You will never lack so much of the water of comfort that your thirst will be intolerable;
Teresa Of Avila
#18. In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.
Jemaine Clement
#19. I had a gothic phase, and now I'm more edgy chic.
Ashley Benson
#20. Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!
Flight Of The Conchords
#21. I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.
Jemaine Clement
#23. What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring.
Jemaine Clement
#24. They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?!
Jemaine Clement
#25. I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.
Jemaine Clement
#26. There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up
Jemaine Clement
#27. I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend.
Jemaine Clement
#28. I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.
Jemaine Clement
#29. They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.
Jemaine Clement
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