Jemaine Clement Quotes

#1. I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

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#2. Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.

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#3. The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.

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#4. I grew up in front of a TV.

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#5. I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

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#6. DDLJ is one of the few films that credits a person (Kirron Kher) for the 'title idea'. The title is part of the lyrics of a song from the film Chor Machaye Shor (1970).

Anupama Chopra

#7. Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

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#8. There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

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#9. I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.

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#10. Imperfection is simply not a good enough excuse to have someone keep hurting you just because they feel like it.

Pandora Poikilos

#11. The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

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#12. In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

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#13. The only way to be totally free is through education.

Jose Marti

#14. From when I was about seven, I thought I wanted to be an architect. I've always loved spaces and dwellings in general.

Arizona Muse

#15. I'm a real pawn-shopper.

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#16. What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring.

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#17. They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?!

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#18. I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.

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#19. There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up

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#20. I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend.

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#21. I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.

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#22. Without winners, there would be no civilization.

Woody Hayes

#23. Love is like a unique comet that appears rarely in the sky shines as bright as a thousand stars and flies through your galaxy creating light during an eclipse.

Leesa Abbott

#24. My parents are like religious atheists.

Alex Clare

#25. They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.

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