Jehovah Witness Quotes

#1. Stop screamin', you know the demon said it's best to die,
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils ...

Jay-Z

#2. God likes to appear to us in this way. He does not come in the form of God but in the form of man, without making any declaration that He is Jehovah God.

Witness Lee

#3. Being a Jehovah's Witness, I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. I don't vote.

Prince

#4. I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21 ... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

Donald Glover

#5. ... she gave me a look that deftly combined tenderness with revulsion. To this day the memory of that look still visits me like a Jehovah's Witness: uninvited and tireless.

Steve Toltz

#6. I was reared in a Jehovah's Witness household. I was taught that every man should be judged by his deeds and not his color, and I firmly stand where my grandmother left me.

Jill Scott

#7. My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.

Damon Wayans

#8. I was raised Jehovah's Witness. I was in Bible school at five or six years old, but I wouldn't say that we were a religious family.

Patti Smith

#9. But a man cannot renounce his life for half a day: There is either the rest of eternity or nothing.

Antonio Di Benedetto

#10. I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Prince

#11. First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness.

Geri Halliwell

#12. Being of no power to make his wishes good: His promises fly so beyond his state That what he speaks is all in debt; he owes For every word.

William Shakespeare

#13. Jehovah's Witness? Don't sweat it. I'm going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I'm pagan. Your hell is my heaven ... if for no other reason than you won't be there.

Dennis Sharpe

#14. Being a Jehovah's Witness, it was really a trip. We had to go from door to door, and we weren't allowed to associate with the other children. It was a lot of rules.

Sherri Shepherd

#15. Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don't think. I think he's useless you can quote me on that.

Ian Holloway

#16. I'm always researching ancient religions, and I was also raised Jehovah's Witness, so that kind of scarred me for life.

Michelle Rodriguez

#17. While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.

Gene Spafford

#18. You have to open yourself up to the universe's possibilities.

Jennifer Weiner

#19. You teach others how to treat you by how you treat others.

Bryant McGill

#20. I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Brian Celio

#21. The man without a purpose is a man who drifts at the mercy of random feelings or unidentified urges and is capable of any evil, because he is totally out of control of his own life. In order to be in control of your life, you have to have a purpose-a productive purpose.

Ayn Rand

#22. Dead grass is awakened by fire,
dead earth is awakened by rain.
One life will give way to another,
the cycle will begin again.

Susan Dennard