Top 22 Ian Holloway Quotes
#1. I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.
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#2. I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.
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#3. Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.
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#4. Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
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#5. I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.
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#6. I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
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#7. He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.
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#8. My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.
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#9. Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don't think. I think he's useless you can quote me on that.
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#10. There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
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#11. The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
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#12. Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.
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#13. If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
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#14. This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
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#15. Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
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#16. I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
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#17. Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid ... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
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#18. I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!
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#19. My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman ... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.
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#20. My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
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#21. It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.
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#22. You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
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