Jeff Strand Quotes

#1. I realized I was ignoring my girlfriend. I couldn't remember, was it two in the pink and one in the stink? Three in the pink and two in the stink? How many went in the stink?" ~ Jeff strand

Jeff Strand

#2. When I was little, my dad used to say, "Son, guilt doesn't make a very fluffy pillow.

Jeff Strand

#3. If someone makes you think, keep them. If someone makes you feel, keep them.

Scott Hildreth

#4. Sometimes ideas hold us down; they become heavy anchors that hold the bark of identity fixated in shallow, dead water.

John O'Donohue

#5. I won't say the pain was indescribable, since there are plenty of good descriptive words: excruciating, agonizing, unbearable, and so on.

Jeff Strand

#6. I fell asleep right away. It was a deep sleep, the kind I used to enjoy in study hall.

Jeff Strand

#7. He didn't seem like somebody you'd want to invite to a party unless you'd already given up on it.

Jeff Strand

#8. I'm not good with speeding," said Shirley, sounding more than a little anxious. "The speed limits are there for a reason. Cars aren't meant to go fast.

Jeff Strand

#9. I cursed. (S-word, f-word, s-word, d-word, s-word times three, f-word, and a z-word I made up on the spot.)
I kicked a brick wall.
I said the z-word again in response to the pain that came from kicking a brick wall.

Jeff Strand

#10. Don't be afraid to explore the shadows. You might find some hope within the hurt.

Erin Saldin

#11. But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people.

Jeff Strand

#12. Culinary incompetence could explain the first six or seven meals, but more than that had to be culinary malice.

Jeff Strand

#13. It is a discreetly sensual act of disclosure, showing their pieces together in public. And assembling these lacquers also records their assignations: the collection records their love-affair, their own secret history of touch.

Edmund De Waal

#14. They both had sub-machine guns. Yes, actual sub-machine guns. I couldn't believe it.

Jeff Strand

#15. I saw clearly that war was upon us when I learned that my young men had been secretly buying ammunition.

Chief Joseph

#16. There's a less than one percent chance of a vasectomy failing, but it does happen. And you know there were complications . . ." "Please don't talk about the complications.

Jeff Strand

#17. Further interrogation revealed that the Pires were a gang of Goths who only came out at night and liked to wear fake fangs and drink each other's blood. I could relate; there wasn't much good on TV anymore, and kids can get bored in the 'burbs.

Jeff Strand

#18. Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic, and through Herculean effort managed to keep my pants dry. "No," I answered. She wasn't fooled.

Jeff Strand

#19. Where all of the man is what property he owns, it does not take long to annihilate him.

Henry Ward Beecher

#20. I don't go to see bands any more because I've got tinnitus, so I have to avoid loud music. You get used to it, but when it's quiet you hear a constant ringing.

Linton Kwesi Johnson

#21. When the president acts in absence of a congressional grant of authority, he can rely only upon his own independent powers. When the president takes measures incompatible with the express or implied will of Congress, his power is at its lowest ebb.

Arlen Specter

#22. Let's start by checking your pulse," said Dr. Arnzin, wrapping the cuff of the blood pressure monitor around Stanley's arm and inflating it. He glanced at the readout and nodded. "No pulse. Good.

Jeff Strand

#23. What was he supposed to do besides break the living room window? Stand outside whacking off while she grabbed a cell phone and called for help?

Jeff Strand

#24. One of the highest and surest signs of civilization is that a people have learned to obey the commands of those who are placed over them.

Booker T. Washington

#25. How about we meet tomorrow at Von's Gym, 6 A.M.?" I'd heard rumors that such an hour of the morning existed, but thus far it had been unconfirmed.

Jeff Strand

#26. Hansel and Gretel had breadcrumbs, she had plastic spiders. Worst-case scenario, she could find her way back by following the trail of dead birds that had choked on them.

Jeff Strand

#27. Tipsy isn't a miracle wonder cat. That was always the deal: you'd get your cat back, but he'd be sort of creepy. We discussed this.

Jeff Strand

#28. I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario.

Jeff Strand

#29. I know many people within Anonymous; I was the keynote speaker at Defcon in Las Vegas and got a standing ovation.

John McAfee

#30. Love is complicated, love can be hidden, love, above all else, is loyalty.

Alice Hoffman

#31. To take part in the African revolution, it is not enough to write a revolutionary song. You must fashion the revolution with the people. And if you fashion it with the people, the songs will come by themselves.

Ahmed Sekou Toure

#32. She should be on a hill somewhere, under a fruit tree, with the sun and clouds above her and the rain to wash her clean.

George R R Martin