Jane Tarzan Quotes

#1. At odd and unpredictable times, we cling in fright to the past .

Isaac Asimov

#2. Oh, I can't talk to you the way I've wanted to; I've been tellin' lies but I'll tell you the truth.
Darling, I'm tired and I should be leaving, leaving. You know I'm tired and I should be leaving, leaving tonight.

Richard Edwards

#3. The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

Julie Brown

#4. My mom was beautiful; she was supposed to be the original Jane in the original Tarzan movie. They asked her to put her foot in the water and there was an alligator in there, and she wouldn't put her foot in the water.

Dr. John

#5. I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.

Nyrae Dawn

#6. Men's greatest weakness is their facade of strength, and women's greatest strength is their facade of weakness.

Warren Farrell

#7. Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. I kill bad guy. Beat chest. Tarzan howl.

Stephanie Rowe

#8. Time was the single asset that every country, every market, depended on.

Christopher Bollen

#9. Animals were my passion from even before I could speak apparently. When I was about 10, 11 I fell in love with Tarzan.

Jane Goodall

#10. What good is it to look like Tarzan and play like Jane?

John Welborn

#11. Uhm, let go of that bossy vine, Tarzan, this Jane don't swing that way. I said I'm not
going.

Inez Kelley

#12. I got my love of animals from the Dr. Doolittle books and my love of Africa from the Tarzan novels. I remember my mum taking me to the first Tarzan film, which starred Johnny Weissmuller, and bursting into tears. It wasn't what I had imagined at all.

Jane Goodall

#13. Wikipedia represents a belief in the supremacy of reason and goodness of others.

Daniel H. Pink

#14. A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Ronald Reagan

#15. How can a guy climb trees, say Me Tarzan, You Jane, and make a million?

Johnny Weissmuller

#16. As a child, we couldn't afford holidays overseas, so instead I travelled through books. I was inspired by Dr Dolittle and Tarzan.

Jane Goodall

#17. I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#18. Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.

Lisa Renee Jones

#19. Then we'll be Tarzan and Jane, mating like wildebeests and frolicking from tree limb to tree limb." "The Disney movie never showed them mating." "Jane was a hottie. Tarzan would have tapped that ass the second the credits came up. Now that's a fact.

R.J. Lewis

#20. Yes, your man, Jane Porter. Your savage, primeval man come out of the jungle to claim his mate--the woman who ran away from him," he added almost fiercely.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#21. Any academic skill is quickly achievable if charged with clear purpose and an appeal to enthusiastic self-interest. Tarzan of the Apes only needed about twenty minutes to figure out how to read the beautiful Jane Porter's cursive writing.

T.K. Naliaka

#22. Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!
Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?
Calvin: ... I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

Bill Watterson

#23. John!" cried Lady Greystoke, running toward him, "how could I have been mistaken? I-" but the rest of the sentence was lost as Tarzan of the Apes sprang into the room and taking his mate in his arms covered her lips with kisses.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#24. Tarzan is direct; he doesn't ask Jane if they might have a meaningful relationship or if they can get together for lunch sometime.

Richard Kahn, Baron Kahn