Top 40 Jake Roberts Quotes
#1. Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Jerry Lawler
#2. When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry Lawler
#3. Jake Roberts has a hard enough time being Jake Roberts. The truth is a brutal thing, I just hope that the kids take the time to learn about each of the wrestlers in the game, and if the kids can learn from our mistakes, that would make me a happy man.
Jake Roberts
#4. The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry Lawler
#5. When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake.
Jake Roberts
#6. You can't live for a moment that may not happen. You need to live in the moment.
Jake Roberts
#7. A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a Leave it to Beaver type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.
Jake Roberts
#8. In a costume, you need very exaggerated body language - as you say, sort of mime-type skills.
Warwick Davis
#9. I went through a lot in my life that scarred me pretty good. I built a wall around myself to the point where nobody knew what was really going on inside of me, including myself.
Jake Roberts
#10. Over the years, I've found myself wishing sometimes my angel would show up. I could use a little uplift, a little reminder.
Roma Downey
#11. Whenever anybody comes to me with a way that I can give something back, it would be ungrateful at this point in my life to not say yes.
Paul Stanley
#12. I have my own opinions, but my songs don't share them.
Shania Twain
#14. It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
Jake Roberts
#15. I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Jake Roberts
#16. The purpose of laughter is to bring one to silence, and the purpose of silence is to bring one to laughter.
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
#17. It is important in any population to have an ecosystem around start-up ideas to leverage the most out of them such an ecosystem needs developing and most of this is about giving entrepreneurs confidence.
Vinod Khosla
#18. To be allowed to come back to WWE is the greatest gift that's ever been given to me. Back in the day, I never appreciated what WWE had given me, because I was in too much disarray and too confused about my own life. I let opportunities foolishly slip through my hands.
Jake Roberts
#19. Music does affect your opinions. Plato is supposed to have said "It's very dangerous to allow the wrong kind of music into the republic."
Pete Seeger
#20. My relationship with God has gotten better and stronger for the simple fact that I understand it a lot better. You know, to me, God's my best friend.
Jake Roberts
#22. I still enjoy performing, whether it's in front of two people or 2,000 people, but it's not fun once you leave the big show.
Jake Roberts
#23. What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler
#24. The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
Jerry Lawler
#25. I went to visit my father to tell him that I was going to go to college and become an architect - that was my dream. I was like, yeah I graduated from school, but it's not like you showed up for that. But all he was worried about is whether or not I wanted money from him.
Jake Roberts
#26. If a man has enough power, he can speak softly and everyone will listen
Jake Roberts
#27. Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts
#28. Diamond Dallas saved my life. He didn't have to, but that's the kind of guy he is. He's helped so many people with his DDP Yoga. It's just incredible with the lives he's changing, the lives he's affecting. I am so honored to be part of that.
Jake Roberts
#29. You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Jake Roberts
#30. A mole or defect on a person is supposed to be caused by a fairy nipping him before birth. A matted lock near the neck of a sleeping child is called an elflock and is the deed of a mischievous fairy
Astra Cielo
#31. I did it the stupid way, through trial and error.
Jake Roberts
#32. Weed, are you familiar with the work of Carl Linnaeus? His Systema Naturae describes a classification system for all growing things."
Weed's eyes dart everywhere, probing every corner. "Unless he visited the madhouse, I never met him," he replies.
Maryrose Wood
#33. What kind of half-assed apocalypse are they running down there?" Amos said. "Give 'em a break. It's their first.
James S.A. Corey
#34. There is this great, great wrestler, who never really got an opportunity to be a star, named Len Denton: he was a masked guy called The Grappler. He was one of my favorite guys to ever wrestle, and it was just a tremendous pleasure to step in the ring with him.
Jake Roberts
#36. As good as I was at wrestling, I never thought I was any good.
Jake Roberts
#37. Speak from your heart, not your head. You speak from your head, you can wind up getting yourself in a lot of crap. You speak from your heart, I think you're pretty safe.
Jake Roberts
#38. A victim of your own greed..wallowing in the muck of avarice.
Jake Roberts
#39. I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.
Richard Gere
#40. While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio
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