Jake Johannsen Quotes

#1. Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

Jake Johannsen

#2. I only read what I am hungry for at the moment when I have an appetite for it, and then I do not read, I eat.

Simone Weil

#3. We rarely make mistakes in analysis. We usually make them in our assumptions.

Victor Sheymov

#4. Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

Jake Johannsen

#5. If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

Jake Johannsen

#6. I think a smile can make your whole body. Models, they look fabulous, but they don't smile, and they look so mad.

Serena Williams

#7. Four Very Powerful Words to say to your child: I Believe in you!

Kevin Heath

#8. How many deaths before the real one?

Marty Rubin

#9. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

Various

#10. Pray as if it's up to God, work as if it's up to you.

Oprah Winfrey

#11. People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

Jake Johannsen

#12. A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

Jake Johannsen