Jake From State Farm Funny Quotes

#1. When we are in competition with ourselves, and match our todays against our yesterdays, we derive encouragement from past misfortunes and blemishes. Moreover, the competition with ourselves leaves unimpaired our benevolence toward our fellow men.

Eric Hoffer

#2. Beyond the futility of armed force, and ultimately more important, is the fact that war in our time inevitably results in the indiscriminate killing of large numbers of people. To put it more bluntly, war is terrorism. That is why a 'war on terrorism' is a contradiction in terms.

Howard Zinn

#3. I have a to-do list and I have a farm I care for, and things I like to do for fun - going to movies and all that stuff. It's a painfully normal life!

Brad Paisley

#4. I think I got disappointed over the years about New York, about the States. You know, sometimes you go and visit Europe and see good old socialism in its good part! You see public concern about art, and young people's participation and young faces in the audience.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

#5. Tell me and, I swear to God, I'll make it so you won't be scared ever again, he promised.

Kristen Ashley

#6. If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled

Will Rogers

#7. The entertainment is in the presentation.

John McTiernan

#8. Freedom of association includes the freedom not to associate.

Ayn Rand

#9. Satisfy yourself beyond all doubt that you are qualified for the course to which you now aspire ... and try to achieve something in your own land before you venture on a strange one.

Charles Dickens

#10. For us she is not the iron lady. She is the kind, dear Mrs. Thatcher.

Alexander Dubcek

#11. The movie's not over till everybody's dead.

Denis Johnson

#12. Too many of Disney animators, and a lot try to emulate Disney, are trying to hit what they call quality levels. They're boring mannerisms.

Ralph Bakshi

#13. I think that's the point of view of an outsider, a tourist who puts picturesqueness above everything else.

Paul Bowles

#14. Shame can kill the imagination. It's hard to keep writing in the face of cultural derision.

Eloisa James