Jake From State Farm Commercial Quotes

#1. Happiness is always subject to slander.

Francoise Sagan

#2. Those prayers God likes best which come seething hot from the heart.

Thomas Watson

#3. I missed you like I've never missed anyone. I missed the future I was going to have with you. I missed the feeling of having you in my arms like this. I missed hearing your voice and seeing your face and sleeping next to you. I missed all of it because I was sure it was gone.

Allie Everhart

#4. In heaven above, And earth below, they best can serve true gladness Who meet most feelingly the calls of sadness.

William Wordsworth

#5. One of the local reporters assured me Garrison would put in an appearance for the cross-examination, but as the courtroom settled down and the rear doors were closed, there was no sign of him.

James Kirkwood

#6. ... there's a vast gap between what we know and what we allow, what objective science affirms and what the laws permit.

Wayne Pacelle

#7. The day I got a hit off (Sandy) Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

Sparky Anderson

#8. I wanted to watch a movie or listen to some music, so I did both. I put on a DVD of The Wizard of Oz and a CD of Metallica's Ride the Lightning. IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN YOU PLAY THEM BOTH TOGETHER, YOU GET ALL THE ANSWERS.

John Moe

#9. We get divorce, we get conned, someone we love dies, or we can't find anybody to love us or somebody breaks our heart and we realize this fairy tale ain't fair. So we suffer.

Terry McMillan