Jailhouse Lawyer Quotes

#1. Without really trying to, I've become a sort of jailhouse lawyer of relationships - someone who's had to do so much work on her own case that I can now help you with yours.

Tracy McMillan

#2. youth is the one
thing worth having.

Oscar Wilde

#3. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer.

Tina Fey

#4. I'd never even looked at a pair of skis. I didn't even realise the boots were separate. I thought it was one whole thing.

Chloe Madeley

#5. The decision is not mine to make," Philip said. "I promised Meg to Miss Marianne for the duration of her visit. You will have to ask her.

Julianne Donaldson

#6. Literature is the power of fiction itself: not making a claim about what the world is, but about the imagination of a possible world.

Claire Colebrook

#7. Without popular fear, no government would endure more than twenty-four hours.

Robert Higgs

#8. One of the main coaching points I've heard throughout my entire life is, 'How you respond to difficult situations defines your character,' and I think it's a good saying. I also think it applies to more than just the players.

Chris Kluwe

#9. Once upon a time, I would have said we choose our paths at random: this happened, then that, hence the other. Now I know better. There are forces.

Stephen King

#10. Compassion doesn't mean that you have to love that person who's so difficult. But if you stop and look deeper, you'll see that person's difficulties. If you can accept him, then you can love him.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#11. Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal.

Kenneth Eade

#12. Cowards don't always hide. Sometimes, they're so gutless they need to stand out.

Steven Herrick

#13. Empathy cannot by definition oppress anyone.

Simon Baron-Cohen