Top 29 Jailhouse Quotes
#1. I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.
Dick Gregory
#2. Just give me more, better memories to replace the bad ones. I'll be back to normal before we know it.
A.R. Von
#3. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer.
Tina Fey
#4. By no definition of any modern scientist is intelligent design science, and it's a waste of our students' time to subject them to it.
Lawrence M. Krauss
#6. I don't want to be yours. I want to be your fucking REAL.
-REMY
Katy Evans
#7. I saw an Elvis Presley movie Jailhouse Rock, where he gets out of jail and makes his own records and takes them to the radio stations himself. And then, he puts records in the store. After seeing that, I made records an put them in stores.
Bobby Vinton
#8. No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.
Allan Jacobs
#9. I can't help but think that, comic book-wise, this whole episode would probably fill nothing but a couple interlude frames; like that moment where a character has a sepia-tinted dream before crashing back into their real story.
Melissa Keil
#10. I can't explain, maybe it isn't something that needs explaining, how the sight of a broken cage just puts you up on stilts. The promise that the cage will always be empty, that its days as a jailhouse are done.
Helen Oyeyemi
#11. Paula Milne was really the first thing that drew me to 'The Politician's Husband.'
David Tennant
#12. I like Jailhouse Rock and Love Me Tender. The black-and-white films. With music, I tend more toward the '70s stuff because I was at the shows for those, so they bring back memories.
Lisa Marie Presley
#13. It is hard to follow one great vision in this world of darkness and of many changing shadows. Among those men get lost.
Black Elk
#14. The king of the jailhouse and the queen of the road think sharing the burden will lighten the load.
Aimee Mann
#15. I'm starving to learn more about her. A new hunger that I know only she could satisfy.
A.R. Von
#16. While other individuals or institutions obtain their income by production of goods and services and by the peaceful and voluntary sale of these goods and services to others, the State obtains its revenue by the use of compulsion; that is, by the use and the threat of the jailhouse and the bayonet.
Murray Rothbard
#18. What greater grief than the loss of one's native land.
Euripides
#19. She has her eyes closed, looking lost to the song and completely oblivious to what's happening around her, or at how she's affecting everyone in the room. I wonder if she's aware of how amazing she is?
A.R. Von
#20. To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question.
Adrian Barnes
#21. I felt a pull toward her even before I actually spotted her in her car and I'm glad I didn't resist.
A.R. Von
#22. I have to admit. Saying goodbye - leaving Bonnie. Was one of the hardest things I've ever done in my entire life. It actually hurt ...
A.R. Von
#23. If you can be content right now, then you'll always be content, because it's always right now.
Willie Nelson
#24. Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal.
Kenneth Eade
#25. Naw. Just us old country niggers. We kind of make it a point to call things for what they is. I'd hate to guess how many names they is for the jailhouse. I'd hate to have to count em.
Cormac McCarthy
#26. It's hard not to be a fighter when you're constantly under siege.
Cassandra Duffy
#27. My father is the jailhouse. My father is your system ... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you.
Charles Manson
#28. My dad sat me in front of the TV, and instead of putting on Nick Jr. or something, he put me in front of 'Jailhouse Rock' and all the Elvis movies.
Drake Bell
#29. Without really trying to, I've become a sort of jailhouse lawyer of relationships - someone who's had to do so much work on her own case that I can now help you with yours.
Tracy McMillan
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