Jahiz Employee Quotes

#1. The future belongs to those who procreate.

Duane Alexander Miller

#2. So there I was, feeling like the luckiest girl on earth. To be buried alive in such a majestic coffin! MAJOR life goal achieved!!!!

Rob Reger

#3. Hospitals were to her a memento mori in bricks and mortar; an awful reminder of the inevitable end that was coming to all of us but which she felt was best ignored while one got on with the business of life.

Alexander McCall Smith

#4. When you're believing lies about yourself and God, you're aligning yourself with Satan - with his thoughts and his emotions - and you are increasing his reign over your heart.

Jeanne Nigro

#5. I think that a classic style in writing tends to remove the reader one level from the immediacy of the experience. For any normal reader, I think a colloquial style makes him feel more as though he is within the action, instead of just reading about it.

James Jones

#6. If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

#7. There is no instinct that has been so maligned, suppressed, abused, and distorted by religious teaching as the instinct of sex.

Dora Russell

#8. Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

John Green

#9. There are editing procedures for talks just as there are editing procedures in jazz improvisation.

David Antin

#10. I pulled myself up and told myself to stop these ridiculous thoughts, wondering why it is that we can never stop trying to analyse the motives of people who have no personal interest in us, in the vain hope of finding that perhaps they may have just a little after all.

Barbara Pym

#11. But she's not going to call the cops or stab me in my sleep, and what more can you ask of a pretty girl?

Richard Kadrey

#12. Observation comes first, then interpretation.

Eben Alexander

#13. The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.

Terry Pratchett

#14. Your brain can be your most powerful asset. But if not used properly, it can be your most powerful liability.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#15. Tradition can, to be sure, participate in a creation, but it can no longer be creative itself.

Kenzo Tange