Top 38 Jag's Quotes
#1. I desperately needed to find a hotel. The Jag's seat started to sodomize me in the most peculiar ways while the country music was making the grey matter of my brain leak right out of my ears into a pool of whiskey and wine. Oh Jesus, even my brain can't stop the cheesy country metaphors.
Christine Zolendz
#2. We sent so many risque pictures to each other that I was pretty sure after that year I could pick out Jag's penis in a police lineup any old day.
Harper Bentley
#3. Success is the result of actions. Stop wishing and start doing.
Jag Randhawa
#4. That's what life is, a series of fuck-ups and what you make of 'em.
Stevie J. Cole
#5. Would go on a mad Parcheesi jag at Richie Tozier's house, making blockades, sending each other back with great abandon, deliberating exactly how to split the roll of the dice while rain
Stephen King
#7. I've had the same car for five years - it's a convertible Jag which I bought with my own money. It's very Austin Powers.
Beyonce Knowles
#8. I remember on 'JAG,' Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose.
David James Elliott
#9. Probably right at the end of JAG, I would love to have a child or two. I ultimately want to have two kids.
Catherine Bell
#10. JAG is an acronym for the Judge Advocate General, which is the judicial system of the military.
Catherine Bell
#11. It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy Meal boxes out of it."
"Hey," Nick said, his face offended. "That's a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#12. I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags
Nicki Minaj
#13. I read five books on the Constitution. My favorite was 'Plain, Honest Men' by Richard Beeman. I went on a science jag in the same way. I kept getting in arguments about evolution and being bested. So I read Charles Darwin's 'On the Origin of the Species,' a fantastic book that is not that difficult.
Denis O'Hare
#14. My great uncle Pvt. Tommy Rooney, USMC, was killed on Guam during the Pacific Campaign in World War II. I was named after him, so I always thought about him and wearing the uniform. The JAG Corps gave me that opportunity after law school.
Tom Rooney
#15. Eventually I booked a 2-line role on a show called 'JAG' and slowly the parts got bigger and better. I'm very thankful that I had to appreciate how difficult the business is before I had any kind of success.
Samuel Witwer
#16. Lots of TV shows say that they are like doing a movie every week, but 'JAG' truly was a huge show. Lots of once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, like being launched off an aircraft carrier and being welcomed by military bases all over California.
Patrick Labyorteaux
#17. That was interesting."
"He deliberately countermanded one of my orders."
"He was furtive."
"Sneaky, even."
"We'll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet."
Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
Aaron Allston
#18. Maybe if she saw Jag again... maybe that would wake her up. But if she sees him and remembers, I'm nobody. In more than ways than one.
Elana Johnson
#19. Service is a promise that cannot be seen, touched, or felt through any of our external senses.
Jag Randhawa
#20. I may be fucked up, I may be a mess, but you are my salvation.
Stevie J. Cole
#21. I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of low.
Red Tash
#22. I went on a Buddha jag. I read 'Confession of a Buddhist Atheist' by Stephen Batchelor and Karen Armstrong's biography of Buddha, which is a great book.
Denis O'Hare
#23. I get letters from kids, teenagers and young girls who just want to be Mac. I've had quite a few people actually say that they're going to become a Marine or a JAG lawyer because of me ... the character. I think that's pretty cool!
Catherine Bell
#26. Broken?" I laughed. "Nah, princess. I'm a shattered fucking mess.
Stevie J. Cole
#27. All employees have an innate desire to contribute to something bigger than themselves.
Jag Randhawa
#28. It is never an idea, technology, market forces, or access to capital that makes a company innovative. What differentiates an innovative company from an average company is the people working inside the company.
Jag Randhawa
#29. In the military, JAG lawyers switch sides. One day a prosecutor, the next day a defense lawyer. Maybe they should make civilian prosecutors do the same thing. Many are plagued with a disease I call emotional scurvy. Instead of lacking vitamin C, they've been shortchanged of empathy.
Paul Levine
#30. Don't stir the tea with your penis.
Jag Bhalla
#31. But in my district I have heard from law enforcement officials and across the State of Florida about how much this JAG funding helps them fight crime, and to protect and serve the citizens within their jurisdiction.
Cliff Stearns
#32. If you want to get the best out of people, ask them for help rather than assigning them work.
Jag Randhawa
#33. To foster a solution mindset, tell employees that you are not interested in who or what caused the problem. You are only interested in hearing how we plan to go beyond the problem.
Jag Randhawa
#34. I got into a bad jag of movies that helped pay the rent and I thought would help further me along.
Matthew Lillard
#35. Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.
Ben Aaronovitch
#36. My new shorty got a gymnastic back,
'87 emerald green on a classic Jag.
She had the cleft palate, I ordered chef's salad;
She had the club foot, with that little arm,
I couldn't help but laugh ... she ordered Chicken Parm.
Action Bronson
#37. Is this my "getting over that person" moment? Am I over Jag? But it hasn't been nine and a half years yet.
Harper Bentley
#38. I used to sit in front of my father's Jag, watching the raindrops run their kamikaze suicide missions from one edge of the windshield to the wiper blade.
Jodi Picoult
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