Jackfruit Funny Quotes

#1. Without prayer it is impossible to resist temptations and to keep the commandments.

Alphonsus Liguori

#2. Throughout its history, the international Olympic Committee has struggled to spread its ideal of fraternity, friendship, peace and universal understanding.

Juan Antonio Samaranch

#3. You can't live in New York City and be the most important person in town; you just can't. There are too many other important people here.

Sarah Jessica Parker

#4. I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!

FayJay

#5. Of course my life has changed because now everybody knows who Felix Baumgartner is.

Felix Baumgartner

#6. We live in a planet in which humans believe that, if they give a piece of paper to someone, that someone will do something for them. So we work for pieces of paper.

Daniel Marques

#7. Individuals with a good self esteem can accept or reject the opinions of others, but never depend on them for their sense of worthiness.

Denis Waitley

#8. Before you ever receive the wonderful treasures of a happy life, you must first give. Give of yourself. Be of service to others. Only what you give can be multiplied back into your own life.

Mary Kay Ash