Jack Kahuna Laguna Quotes

#1. Life, love, boys - it was all about balance.
~Anna Percy

Zoey Dean

#2. All right Bebe, we're in trouble. You get that don' you?

Christine Feehan

#3. Acting is like a sporting match; a tennis game, but no one should win or lose. The game's the thing!

Jon Polito

#4. Morality is contraband in war.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. Who knows why we do it? And when we've done it, nobody wants it. Still we keep doing it. That's what makes a writer a writer.

Chloe Thurlow

#6. Even more outrageous was the fact that I actually liked this - whatever this was. Cuddling? Oh hell, this was cuddling. Spooning to be exact. I was fucking cuddling.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. Skinny women don't enjoy being told they're skinny nowadays. They enjoy telling you how they got that way, as though starvation were an achievement.

Russell Baker

#8. I did those things because of my lack of control. When you touch me Jack, I completely succumb to you. I give into your every whim.

K.A. Linde

#9. Hot dogs are like strippers, really. Nobody wants to know the backstory. We don't want to think about how they came to be in their present form of employment. "Well, when I was twelve, my stepfather.." "Not interested! Put some mustard on that.

Jim Gaffigan

#10. Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?

Christine Zolendz