Izah Comedy Quotes

#1. I'm a paranoid person. And I think - I'm the kind of person that can come up with lots of negative scenarios. But I remembered thinking that seemed like - that was a stretch even for me.

Conan O'Brien

#2. Wilson showed that the cognitive losses from multitasking are even greater than the cognitive losses from pot smoking.

Daniel J. Levitin

#3. Acting had become something I did and did well - but didn't particularly enjoy.

Dennis Christopher

#4. And bid them love each other and be blest:
And leave the troop which errs, and which reproves,
And come and be my guest, - for I am Love's.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#5. I don't think there's anything else we can do for him as long as he's in denial. No one's going to convince him that he's sick.

Xavier Francisco Amador

#6. It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

Demetri Martin

#7. This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know?

Jerry Lewis

#8. In Tunisia, where women have long enjoyed greater rights than many of their Arab neighbors, women pushed for and won a new electoral code that guarantees women will make up half of a candidates' list for office.

Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

#9. I believe in blood, sweat and tears.

Jillian Michaels

#10. I do not believe in the concept of good and evil in my personal life, in the real world. I just don't believe it. I never try to judge.

Warren Spector

#11. What we know is far less important than what we use.

Kevin Eikenberry

#12. You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart.

J.D. Salinger

#13. Dance has been a big passion for me.

Katrina Kaif

#14. After Watergate, which happened when I was in college, I became increasingly inspired by journalism as a way to change the world. It sounds corny, but to wake the public up, to serve a higher cause.

David Talbot