Itzcoatl Quotes

#1. I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

Steven Wright

#2. All writing stems from nowhere.

Divya Chawla

#3. In the '90s, guitar solos were dead.

Chris Daughtry

#4. by the five corners of my beard!

Edgar Allan Poe

#5. Sometimes terror comes not from lighting a fuse but by merely suggesting the know how.

Alice Ayden

#6. There was a jolly miller once, Lived on the River Dee; He worked and sang, from morn to night; No lark so blithe as he. And this the burden of his song, Forever used to be, I care for nobody, not I, If no one cares for me.

Isaac Bickerstaffe

#7. There is no problem only solutions

John Lennon

#8. I shoot hot bolts into you, I make your ovaries incandescent [ ... ] I am fucking you, Tania, so that you'll stay fucked.

Henry Miller

#9. Let the punishment be equal with the offence.
[Lat., Noxiae poena par esto.]

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#10. People don't come up to me very often. Everyone is always in such disbelief that I can go to the market.

Julia Roberts

#11. The idea of a young thin woman who weighs 100 pounds driving herself around in a 4,000 pound SUV is laughable.

Peter Diamandis

#12. Sincerity: that's the hard part. If you can fake that, the rest is easy.

Steve Krug