Itchy Eyes Quotes

#1. I spent most of my career in business not saying the word 'woman.' Because if you say the word 'woman' in a business context, and often in a political context, the person on the other side of the table thinks you're about to sue them or ask for special treatment, right?

Sheryl Sandberg

#2. The illusions of paternal love are perhaps no less poignant than those of the other kind; many daughters regard their fathers merely as the old men who leave their fortunes to them.

Marcel Proust

#3. We are all lumps, and of so various and inform a contexture, that every piece plays, every moment, its own game, and there is as much difference betwixt us and ourselves as betwixt us and others.

Michel De Montaigne

#4. Spanish Explorers celebrated Christmas in 1539 in the area we now know as the State of Florida.

James Lankford

#5. The Life Coach with Too Many Cats
My new life coach said, "Make sure you learn one new thing every day."
Before our session, I averaged learning at least two new thing every day.
Not only did her cats make my eyes itchy, that bitch made me stupid.

Beryl Dov

#6. Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.

Richard Dreyfuss

#7. The definition of a Schwarzenegger Republican is a Bush Republican who says he's a Schwarzenegger Republican.

Warren Beatty

#8. John Edwards makes us all proud to be Americans, and those of us from North Carolina are even more proud to claim him, for he represents the best that we can offer America at a time when strong, positive leadership is needed.

Harvey Gantt

#9. Just dabbing pieces of my heart into things that make me shine, my little young simple life.

Nikki Rowe

#10. I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

Jeff Foxworthy

#11. Sometimes, a writer 'character' is just a projection of a person who is writing the story, but not necessarily 'me.'

Paul Park

#12. I have ugly hands, but I'm grateful 'coz they work beautifully!

Margo Vader

#13. Like the Bible tells us, when a man will lay down his life for a friend, well, then there ain't no greater love in this here world than that.

Bette Greene

#14. I've always had great faith in the Man Upstairs.

Wayne Newton

#15. O beauty, are you not enough; why am I crying after love.

Sara Teasdale

#16. Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

Jacob M. Braude

#17. Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parents' divided attention.

Janine Di Giovanni