Itchy Butthole Quotes

#1. Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

Eoin Colfer

#2. No, what one wanted, really, was the city or anyone in it to see how one suffered. Of course, this being New York, they'd likely just tell him Get over it . . . Was it possible that the last month had been a kind of judgement on him for ever daring to pretend that anything meant anything at all?

Garth Risk Hallberg

#3. Take your happiness where you find it, children, and don't ask too many questions. Life is too short and uncertain to do otherwise.

Jacqueline Carey

#4. I wish people would be a bit more aware of how their actions affect everyone around them.

Ed Stoppard

#5. But I never had that commercial opportunity to be played on the radio, so how could I be popular?

Luther Allison

#6. The world invited me many places.

Leon Wieseltier

#7. It's not a lie if you don't tell the truth.
But it's fucked up if you falsify the fact.

Toba Beta

#8. Only resilient flowers flourish in the desert.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#9. I think cycling has always had a tradition of being a bit dapper, especially back in the day.

David Millar

#10. I see interracial couples all the time in Nashville. I'm a Jew in Nashville. I'm a gay person in Nashville. It's a non-issue in most of the time. That's a huge leap forward.

Janis Ian

#11. When authors claim new revelations dealing with apocalyptic themes, book sales increase. Christians who chase after the sensational constantly look for keys to unlock the mysteries of the apocalypse.

Stan Newton

#12. Sufism is transmitted by means of the human exemplar, the teacher.

Idries Shah

#13. Character is always more caught than taught.

Chip Ingram